cockport

The vocal orifice of someone who's talking mad bullshit.

"Dude, shut your fucking cockport!"

by Jimmy Jazz May 13, 2005

Gorby

A person who sucks at snowboarding. An acronym for Guy On Rental Board.

"Dude, these goddamn gorbys are always in my way!"

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

spiffer

An adjective used to describe a dirtball who's all dressed up. A combination of spiffy and dapper.

"Dude, you look so spiffer tonight!"

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005