jimmy ivory's definitions
Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.
by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004
Get the aolmug. Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.
by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005
Get the gobble knobmug. by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
Get the flazummug. n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.
1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.
by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004
Get the timemug. by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004
Get the ludesmug. n. The act of jizzing in a girl's mouth and having it subsequently come out of her nose by laughing or coughing.
by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
Get the foaming pipesmug.