jimmy ivory's definitions

oh damn

exc. exclamation of surprise

syn. shazalen, holy crap

oh damn I be a itchy mofo

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

shazalen

exc. meaningless exclamatory phrase similar to holy crap or oh damn

Shazalen that chick's got some big'uns!

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

time

n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.

1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

barron realms elite

n. old school door game played on bbses

Did you ever play bre?
No, I'm not a little bitch.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

foaming pipes

n. The act of jizzing in a girl's mouth and having it subsequently come out of her nose by laughing or coughing.

I gave this girl the foaming pipes and she said her sinuses are all fucked up now.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

shmekel

n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick

I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

diesel dyke

n. female version of jock except without the homophobia

That diesel dyke just kicked the fuck out of that guy's balls. Well I guess she had no use for 'em.

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004