jimmy ivory's definitions

flazum

n. syn jizz, also "flaz"

Oh baby I'm sorry about gettin that flazum all over your walls and shit.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

shmekel

n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick

I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005

oh damn

exc. exclamation of surprise

syn. shazalen, holy crap

oh damn I be a itchy mofo

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

aol

abbr. America On Ludes

Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

barron realms elite

n. old school door game played on bbses

Did you ever play bre?
No, I'm not a little bitch.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

foaming pipes

n. The act of jizzing in a girl's mouth and having it subsequently come out of her nose by laughing or coughing.

I gave this girl the foaming pipes and she said her sinuses are all fucked up now.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004