chops

Technical ability on guitar.

Yngwie Malmsteen has chops I'll admit, too bad his style is so fucking gay.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

aol

abbr. America On Ludes

Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)

1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

shmekel

n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick

I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

ludes

n. 1. Quaaludes
2. what you take when you don't have shit else

What kind of shit you got? I ain't got shit, let's get some fucking ludes or some shit

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

glassy

adj. cool and annoying at the same time

Your mother seemed to think having my manhood in her butthole was glassy.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

barron realms elite

n. old school door game played on bbses

Did you ever play bre?
No, I'm not a little bitch.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004