jimmy ivory's definitions

daq

n. syn dick

I shmekeled that girl with tha daq!

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

flazum

n. syn jizz, also "flaz"

Oh baby I'm sorry about gettin that flazum all over your walls and shit.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

diesel dyke

n. female version of jock except without the homophobia

That diesel dyke just kicked the fuck out of that guy's balls. Well I guess she had no use for 'em.

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

barron realms elite

n. old school door game played on bbses

Did you ever play bre?
No, I'm not a little bitch.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

aol

abbr. America On Ludes

Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

oh damn

exc. exclamation of surprise

syn. shazalen, holy crap

oh damn I be a itchy mofo

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005