jimmy ivory's definitions

flazum

n. syn jizz, also "flaz"

Oh baby I'm sorry about gettin that flazum all over your walls and shit.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

shazalen

exc. meaningless exclamatory phrase similar to holy crap or oh damn

Shazalen that chick's got some big'uns!

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

glassy

adj. cool and annoying at the same time

Your mother seemed to think having my manhood in her butthole was glassy.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

oh damn

exc. exclamation of surprise

syn. shazalen, holy crap

oh damn I be a itchy mofo

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

diesel dyke

n. female version of jock except without the homophobia

That diesel dyke just kicked the fuck out of that guy's balls. Well I guess she had no use for 'em.

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

foaming pipes

n. The act of jizzing in a girl's mouth and having it subsequently come out of her nose by laughing or coughing.

I gave this girl the foaming pipes and she said her sinuses are all fucked up now.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

ludes

n. 1. Quaaludes
2. what you take when you don't have shit else

What kind of shit you got? I ain't got shit, let's get some fucking ludes or some shit

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004