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rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)
1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.
by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004
mugGet the rock paper scissorsmug.

barron realms elite

n. old school door game played on bbses
Did you ever play bre?
No, I'm not a little bitch.
by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004
mugGet the barron realms elitemug.

time

n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.
1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.
by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004
mugGet the timemug.

flazum

n. syn jizz, also "flaz"
Oh baby I'm sorry about gettin that flazum all over your walls and shit.
by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
mugGet the flazummug.

in for hits

adj. describes someone who is about to get really fucking high.
Oh shit, did you see those fucking nugs? We are fucking in for hits now you silly bitch. I fucking hope your mom's got some goddamned muchies this time, doesn't that dumb whore know what's going on in here?
by jimmy ivory April 16, 2004
mugGet the in for hitsmug.

shmekel

n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick
I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.
by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
mugGet the shmekelmug.

daq

I shmekeled that girl with tha daq!
by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
mugGet the daqmug.

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