daq

n. syn dick

I shmekeled that girl with tha daq!

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

aol

abbr. America On Ludes

Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

barron realms elite

n. old school door game played on bbses

Did you ever play bre?
No, I'm not a little bitch.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005

oh damn

exc. exclamation of surprise

syn. shazalen, holy crap

oh damn I be a itchy mofo

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)

1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

diesel dyke

n. female version of jock except without the homophobia

That diesel dyke just kicked the fuck out of that guy's balls. Well I guess she had no use for 'em.

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004