16 definitions by jimmy ivory

glassy

adj. cool and annoying at the same time

Your mother seemed to think having my manhood in her butthole was glassy.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

flazum

n. syn jizz, also "flaz"

Oh baby I'm sorry about gettin that flazum all over your walls and shit.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

daq

n. syn dick

I shmekeled that girl with tha daq!

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

diesel dyke

n. female version of jock except without the homophobia

That diesel dyke just kicked the fuck out of that guy's balls. Well I guess she had no use for 'em.

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)

1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

chops

Technical ability on guitar.

Yngwie Malmsteen has chops I'll admit, too bad his style is so fucking gay.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

aol

abbr. America On Ludes

Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004