Definitions by jimmy ivory

aol 

abbr. America On Ludes

Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.

aol by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

ludes 

n. 1. Quaaludes
2. what you take when you don't have shit else

What kind of shit you got? I ain't got shit, let's get some fucking ludes or some shit

ludes by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

shazalen 

exc. meaningless exclamatory phrase similar to holy crap or oh damn

Shazalen that chick's got some big'uns!

shazalen by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

oh damn 

exc. exclamation of surprise

syn. shazalen, holy crap

oh damn I be a itchy mofo

oh damn by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

diesel dyke 

n. female version of jock except without the homophobia

That diesel dyke just kicked the fuck out of that guy's balls. Well I guess she had no use for 'em.

diesel dyke by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

shmekel 

n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick

I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.

shmekel by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

flazum 

n. syn jizz, also "flaz"

Oh baby I'm sorry about gettin that flazum all over your walls and shit.

flazum by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004