Beloved(us)

An amazing emotional hardcore band. There is no other band like beloved. and their will never be.

too bad beloved has now broken up.

Lasheka: have you heard that beloved is breaking up?
jimmy dean: are you serious nigga! I haven't heard of it yet.
Lasheka: yup..joe musten their screamer and drum player doesn't want to continue in music anymore. and so the rest of beloved decided to end beloved.
Jimmy dean: that really sucks...beloved is amazing. I was looking forward to their sophomore release. and now its over.
Lasheka: I cant believe this is happening! Im officially depressed...

by jimmy dean December 12, 2004

Grundlegasm

An orgasm arrived at soley by the stimulation of the grundle.

Her grundle throbbed as she had a grundlegasm.

by Jimmy Dean May 16, 2004

wang

schlong, talliwhacker, purple helmet warrior.

i smacked you in the face with my wang
i stabbed your mom in the eye with my wang.

by jimmy dean November 20, 2003

Scooby Schnacks

Oral stimulation of the grundle given by a dog, achieved by smearing food, usually peanut butter, on the grundle.

grundle schnacks

Shaggy exploited his pet dog into giving him scooby schnacks, by starving the dog, and then providing him with only one source of food.

by Jimmy Dean May 16, 2004

blastizzle

1. shoot a load
2. fire a high-speed stream in someones face

I blastizzled on your moms face, and your dad licked it off.

by jimmy dean November 20, 2003

Bainanize

Means to ruin through subversive influence. Most often done by kids from the wrong side of the tracks to rich kids whose parents are getting a divorce.

"He quit the tennis team and didnt get into Harvard?"
"Yeah his new friend Bainanized him."
"Damn!"

by Jimmy dean April 15, 2004

Grundle Schnacks

Oral stimulation of the grundle.

The lovers gave eachother grundle schnacks because they were bored of the missionary position.

by Jimmy Dean May 16, 2004