jimmy dean's definitions

Grundle Schnacks

Oral stimulation of the grundle.

The lovers gave eachother grundle schnacks because they were bored of the missionary position.

by Jimmy Dean May 16, 2004

wang

schlong, talliwhacker, purple helmet warrior.

i smacked you in the face with my wang
i stabbed your mom in the eye with my wang.

by jimmy dean November 20, 2003

Scooby Schnacks

Oral stimulation of the grundle given by a dog, achieved by smearing food, usually peanut butter, on the grundle.

grundle schnacks

Shaggy exploited his pet dog into giving him scooby schnacks, by starving the dog, and then providing him with only one source of food.

by Jimmy Dean May 16, 2004

blastizzle

1. shoot a load
2. fire a high-speed stream in someones face

I blastizzled on your moms face, and your dad licked it off.

by jimmy dean November 20, 2003

Bainanize

Means to ruin through subversive influence. Most often done by kids from the wrong side of the tracks to rich kids whose parents are getting a divorce.

"He quit the tennis team and didnt get into Harvard?"
"Yeah his new friend Bainanized him."
"Damn!"

by Jimmy dean April 15, 2004

ieko

Ieko is derived from the term, Jesus. Which in fact, means "The Allmighty One". One who is ieko is the greatest. Nothing can be placed above someone who is ieko.

Wow... That guy is hella ieko

by Jimmy Dean March 8, 2005

Grundlegasm

An orgasm arrived at soley by the stimulation of the grundle.

Her grundle throbbed as she had a grundlegasm.

by Jimmy Dean May 16, 2004