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cocktoberfest

Time of year that is recognized worldwide as the "holiday season" for dope-hos across the globe. Traditionally it occurs during the month of July, which was chose because during that part of the summer one will find their weather conditions to be, for the most part, described In pretty much the same exact word these who're take pride in using to describe themselves and others like them.... "muggy, miserable, and way too damn hot" (please note the last part is used only by these skank bitches and does not reflect the opinion of a single other soul on this planet other than other dope-hos)

Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.

Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Dude I fucking hate cocktoberfest.... Not only am I sitting in my car sweating my balls off for a half ass BJ from that bitch Stacy cuz its 120 degrees outside, but since it's the holiday I gotta give her a goddamn 8ball! Bitch still wont swallow either!
by jimjones, omnibeing November 2, 2017
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cuntrepreneur

Term used to describe a woman who is considered to have a successful career as the over-seer of multiple street walking dope whores. Most commonly, a person in this particular lone of work is referred to as a pimp and is in almost all cases the pimp is a man as this line of work is quite sexist and a woman rarely rises above the initial starting point of actual walking the street and selling pussy all day.
Damn, Linda was so cool back in high school but next thing you l of she's offering to trade Hanson's for Meth, then suddenly she's gone full blown cuntrepreneur and has all these skanks that give her their money like she's their pimp.
by jimjones, omnibeing September 1, 2017
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Papi seed

Term used by sluts to refer to the sperm of which ever Paisa they happen to be banging In exchange for dope...
That chick CHRISta straight up took a double helping of that papi seed when Julio showed up with his cousin Jorge and all they gave her was an eight ball. What a skank!
by jimjones, omnibeing March 13, 2019
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BillyBickle

NOUN---Term used to describe when someone who pervs out on those weaker than the self (mostly children, mentally retarded, or comatose);and always fitting the description of "old creepy imbred-looking predator" ....
VERB----term used to describe an action in which a person falls prey to a creepy chomo type of methhead piece of shit
Damn I think you should go get stitches if u ever plan on sitting down again....the dude down the street really tore you up when he billybickled your ass
by jimjones, omnibeing January 27, 2019
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Skankbait

In the region of East Mess Arizona, this is a very common and well used term for meth or heroin, depending on which bag whore is the current topic of conversation....term comes from the well known practice of "grope for dope" hustling that these birches are world renowned for having perfected
Bro I just met this new chick in my apt last night and she's down...id even bet she's down for both of us as long as that pipe don't cash ...so let's see what kind of cash we working with and get some damn skankbait asap!
by jimjones, omnibeing June 7, 2018
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Jankrupt

When a person known for their extremely shady and backstabbing type behavior has made a huge effort to better themselves and have reached a point of being legit and righteous that they are considered to be a "good person" and no longer express their old janky habits
Yo, remember that chick Flowanda? She's the one that was known for grabbing dudes wallets and phones right out their pockets while they be distracted at how good that bitch is at being face-fucked at that same exact moment...well they say she changed....her puss done been taken off sale, and she do nice things all the time for no reason at all, like she the g8ving type....**some even said she become jankrupt...
by jimjones, omnibeing June 7, 2018
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