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Time of year that is recognized worldwide as the "holiday season" for dope-hos across the globe. Traditionally it occurs during the month of July, which was chose because during that part of the summer one will find their weather conditions to be, for the most part, described In pretty much the same exact word these who're take pride in using to describe themselves and others like them.... "muggy, miserable, and way too damn hot" (please note the last part is used only by these skank bitches and does not reflect the opinion of a single other soul on this planet other than other dope-hos)
Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.
Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.
Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Dude I fucking hate cocktoberfest.... Not only am I sitting in my car sweating my balls off for a half ass BJ from that bitch Stacy cuz its 120 degrees outside, but since it's the holiday I gotta give her a goddamn 8ball! Bitch still wont swallow either!
by jimjones, omnibeing November 2, 2017
Get the cocktoberfestmug. Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018
Get the crotch cricketmug. One who has grown to be so sleazy and gets around so much that they have surpassed the most extreme of the "slut" type of people. The word began as a reference to the amount of self-value and sanctity they have when it comes to their own body, having most likely long ago traded any chance of being respectable and truly loved by another in return for a drug/junkie lifestyle, although some of these people are actually just so worthless they reach that point without any other factor than they are that creepy and vomit-inducing.. See also bagwhore
I can't believe that's my wife on that webcam with those three niggers! She was still such a nice girl 8 months ago when we got married, and now here she is online, bitch has straight gone skankrupt!
by jimjones, omnibeing April 11, 2017
Get the skankruptmug. Term used by sluts to refer to the sperm of which ever Paisa they happen to be banging In exchange for dope...
That chick CHRISta straight up took a double helping of that papi seed when Julio showed up with his cousin Jorge and all they gave her was an eight ball. What a skank!
by jimjones, omnibeing March 13, 2019
Get the Papi seedmug. Ultra low grade quality of media created for the remastering of so-called classic movies that fall into the `Whitey holding our people down `genre... (Ex. `boys in the hood, `color purple`.)was created for them niggaz who have grown so used to owning junk handmedow not trash that The find the shitty quality of these nigger movies to be most comforting
Nigga I was bawling like a Negros at a clan rally last night when Mama Misses played that special remake they just put out on bootleg last months... `root` ..man that Shaka Zulu is a bad info when u see him spear-chuckin in nigital
by jimjones, omnibeing June 6, 2017
Get the Nigitalmug. NOUN---Term used to describe when someone who pervs out on those weaker than the self (mostly children, mentally retarded, or comatose);and always fitting the description of "old creepy imbred-looking predator" ....
VERB----term used to describe an action in which a person falls prey to a creepy chomo type of methhead piece of shit
VERB----term used to describe an action in which a person falls prey to a creepy chomo type of methhead piece of shit
Damn I think you should go get stitches if u ever plan on sitting down again....the dude down the street really tore you up when he billybickled your ass
by jimjones, omnibeing January 27, 2019
Get the BillyBicklemug.