jimjones, omnibeing's definitions

crotch cricket

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...

Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park

by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018

hobosexual

A species much like the more common "bagwhore" the hobosexual is known for coming into a neighborhood and running through it like a case of Ebola hitting the African countryside, trading usage of their deadfish-like vagina in exchange for somewhere to dwell. Out of a intentional lack of respect for the bitch, they are usually allowed little more that a few feet of cover under a carport or at best half of a 2'*2' storage closet, a situation that will last no longer than 2 days usually, rarely last past that and never known to be more that a week before they are bounced in a mildly humiliating fashion...acting totally in shock of being ejected they quickly grab as much of the homeowners belongings as possible on the way out, usually being as loud as possible in yelling about how the items had been stolen from them by homeowner.

Dude , I totally messed up now. I needed to get laid and fell victim to that one chick that's been kicking it around the hood lately, that Jennifer girl...turns out she ain't shit but some hobosexual, and to top it all off, she's a horrible lay and ended up taking the family jewels when i kicked her out

by jimjones, omnibeing April 16, 2017

Pimpanzee

Ghetto - type mofo of a darker species, particularly an older male (aka silverback or "O.G.") who thinks of himself as some sort of "I earned myself some respect foo!" type of person, justifying to himself and others that wanted his clout by acting as pimp to a handful of trashy ugly white bitches and occasionally buying stuff that the hood doesn't want or need, paid in full with the hooker money. Usually these creatures can be most accurately described as looking like a cross between a caveman, a chimp, and a clusterfuck of bright colored and tasteless knockoff clothes

This pimpanzee is throwing a huge surprise birfday bash for that new ho, that blond they call ivory or some shit....

by jimjones, omnibeing May 27, 2017

Gack Off

Term used to describe when a meth user decides that rather than party with their friends famy and neighbors all weekend, they are going to just irresponsibly spend half their rent money on some dope and go hide out alone in their home and get higher than fuck all weekend...like a speed-driven "METHodical masturbation" type of high...

Bro, I'm so tired of smoking all my dope with these jank-ass chicks around the hood all weekend just to end up not getting any, yet still outta dope by Monday morning....fuck it, time to disappear for a couple days and gack off with my bad self...

by jimjones, omnibeing April 14, 2019

BillyBickle

NOUN---Term used to describe when someone who pervs out on those weaker than the self (mostly children, mentally retarded, or comatose);and always fitting the description of "old creepy imbred-looking predator" ....
VERB----term used to describe an action in which a person falls prey to a creepy chomo type of methhead piece of shit

Damn I think you should go get stitches if u ever plan on sitting down again....the dude down the street really tore you up when he billybickled your ass

by jimjones, omnibeing January 27, 2019

Nigital

Ultra low grade quality of media created for the remastering of so-called classic movies that fall into the `Whitey holding our people down `genre... (Ex. `boys in the hood, `color purple`.)was created for them niggaz who have grown so used to owning junk handmedow not trash that The find the shitty quality of these nigger movies to be most comforting

Nigga I was bawling like a Negros at a clan rally last night when Mama Misses played that special remake they just put out on bootleg last months... `root` ..man that Shaka Zulu is a bad info when u see him spear-chuckin in nigital

by jimjones, omnibeing June 6, 2017