It's basically the same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, except for the fact that you also smear a monocle and (in some cases) a goatee along with the classic mustache.
Zack and Miri decided to try new things in bed last night than the usual doggie. Instead, they did a 71 and tried the fabled Fancy Martinez.
Miri smelled like crap the next day.
Miri smelled like crap the next day.
by JimboWales August 20, 2010
The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
by JimboWales January 04, 2012
Similar to your mom jokes, but making fun of how hipsters reject anything as soon as it becomes popular with the masses, or better said, mainstream.
Basically you call one thing mainstream and go on to praise another thing for some kind of (retarded or otherwise) reason.
Basically you call one thing mainstream and go on to praise another thing for some kind of (retarded or otherwise) reason.
Examples of ...is so mainstream jokes:
Lady Antebellum is so mainstream, I prefer Wilco because Seth Rogen mentioned them in Funny People.
Pokémon is so mainstream, I prefer Monster Rancher because it never got its well-deserved limelight.
Francis Ford Coppola is so mainstream, I prefer Stanley Kubrick because his films make you think with your brain instead of just see with your eyes.
Sea otters are so mainstream, I prefer river otters because they don't pollute the ocean with their trash and feces.
Lady Antebellum is so mainstream, I prefer Wilco because Seth Rogen mentioned them in Funny People.
Pokémon is so mainstream, I prefer Monster Rancher because it never got its well-deserved limelight.
Francis Ford Coppola is so mainstream, I prefer Stanley Kubrick because his films make you think with your brain instead of just see with your eyes.
Sea otters are so mainstream, I prefer river otters because they don't pollute the ocean with their trash and feces.
by JimboWales May 11, 2011
Stylized as =3, this popular YouTube web show is hosted by Ray William Johnson, a guy living in NYC that looks like a midget raccoon with guido hair. Ray William Johnson hosts it and analyzes (usually making fun of) three viral web videos, and then concludes the show with a question from a usually random viewer (usually a hot chick), and then a montage of creative responses members of the "forum" (video viewers with YouTube accounts) replied to in response to the question presented in the previous video. So basically, it's like Tosh.0 but not as well-funded. It has grown to become one of YouTube's most subscribed shows, and has also spurred many different jokes. Some of these jokes include squaids, two camels in a tiny car, fake and gay among others. New videos usually pop up every Sunday and Wednesday nights, but sometimes there's exceptions.
Hey forum, welcome to another episode of Equals Three do you guys wanna see this fidgety-ass dog rave?
Man that dog is so crazy, maybe he has squaids?
Or maybe he's doing your mom?
I'm kidding, forum, I really liked the video but it turned out like over 9,000 views in the past six months no wonder it's so funny.....like your mom.
Man that dog is so crazy, maybe he has squaids?
Or maybe he's doing your mom?
I'm kidding, forum, I really liked the video but it turned out like over 9,000 views in the past six months no wonder it's so funny.....like your mom.
by JimboWales August 18, 2010
Richie: Ha ha. I get it. Mike Hunt is "my cunt".
Gary: Now say "Michael Hitt" fast.
Richie: ........damn.
Gary: Now say "Michael Hitt" fast.
Richie: ........damn.
by JimboWales August 20, 2010
by JimboWales October 03, 2010