Definitions by jimbob jr

skelch 

this a variation of felching, where after poking out someones eyes and skull fucking them you come in their eye socket and suck it out.

i just skelched this guy

skelch by jimbob jr April 10, 2004

grot 

a vagina which is ready to be eaten

after eating her swollen grot i entered her

grot by jimbob jr March 2, 2004

barrel putter 

a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration

i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother

barrel putter by jimbob jr March 2, 2004

smut

a fat sleazy man. however it's is quite common to say "fat smut"

"this fat smut tried sell me a felching"

smut by jimbob jr March 2, 2004