jim inman's definitions

Golden Spike

Rock hard erection, hard as a railroad spike.

I rolled her over and drove the Golden Spike.

I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!

Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

computerphobic

A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong "button" and blow a smoke ring.

My brother is a total computerphobic. He thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamporn.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

bitchfuck

To bitchfuck a woman is to fuck her hard, and with no romance, warmth, or tenderness. Fucked in a way that conveys disrespect.

No it wasn't make-up sex. More like a bitchfuck.

by Jim Inman September 3, 2006

crackwitch

A crackwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has experienced years of drug addiction. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten.

That fang faced, crackwitch, baglady that sits down by the quick-stop? She reminds me of your mother.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006