stuffit

A suggestion by one person to another recommending they stick it in their ass and shut-up.

Stuffit holmes, bitch don't need to hear that shit, show respek.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

buttflies

A person who is a nuscance, a buttfly, like the flies on a horses ass. Gay men who hit on straight men. Gay men who make unwanted advances on other gay men.

We had to leave. Buttflies were so thick, you couldn't fart without hitting one in the face.

by Jim Inman August 28, 2006

meatzorp

A mispronounciation of a term from Saturday Nite Live "The Moons of Meepzorp". "Meatzorp" is a term for a woman's external genitalia

Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!

by Jim Inman August 27, 2006

bullshitistic

Bullshitistic means full of bullshit and fiercely insistant upon the validity there of. Unreasonably wrong and sticking to it.

The fucking Democrats and their bullshitistic platform.

by Jim Inman September 02, 2006

bitchfuck

To bitchfuck a woman is to fuck her hard, and with no romance, warmth, or tenderness. Fucked in a way that conveys disrespect.

No it wasn't make-up sex. More like a bitchfuck.

by Jim Inman September 03, 2006

computerphobic

A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong "button" and blow a smoke ring.

My brother is a total computerphobic. He thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamporn.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

Golden Spike

Rock hard erection, hard as a railroad spike.

I rolled her over and drove the Golden Spike.

I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!

Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006