Definitions by jim inman

prarie doggin' 

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement.

Sorry dude, I gotta go, I've got a steamer prarie doggin' on me.

I don't know why she left in such a hurry, maybe she's got prarie dogs.

prarie doggin' by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

lab rat 

A persons behavior or condition that is reminiscent of a laboratory rat that has been exposed to an excess of some chemical, toxin, or treatment, causing it to be or behave in an abnormal manner, rendering it useless for further scientific study.

We were drunk as lab rats.

Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!

lab rat by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

oreo road pizza 

A roadkill skunk, especially one that can be smelled on the wind.

His fucking dog smelled like oreo road pizza.

I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.

My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.

oreo road pizza by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

Golden Spike 

Rock hard erection, hard as a railroad spike.

I rolled her over and drove the Golden Spike.

I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!

Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.

Golden Spike by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

B-shift 

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.

That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!

Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.

B-shift by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

Montana Debutant

Sheep, especially those fucked by cowboys.

Jethrow can't make it tonight, his old lady caught him screwing a Montana Debutant again.

Montana Debutant by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

south pole 

Slang for anal intercourse.

We had wonderful sex, even went to the south pole.

south pole by Jim Inman August 16, 2006