jim bob's definitions

weez lard

n.: the watery, stinging stool that slowly and painfully comes out of the anus when one is constipated

*sniff sniff* "My weez lard smells like corn...."

by Jim Bob June 21, 2004

flow space

n.: an approximate radius of three feet around a person that is intoxicated by that person's personal odors (fart, burp, or under arms)

"WHOAAA there!! Watch out everyone! I just farted!! If you wanna survive today, get the hell outta my flow space!"

by Jim Bob June 21, 2004

dialer

A computer program that causes your modem to dial a number to a computer server. This is meant to allow the caller to access/download files from the server.

Almost all dialers are for pornography. They may claim to be free, but always go to long-distance telephone numbers. These numbers are usually equivalent to 1-900 numbers in the U.S. (the numbers vary from county to country). The caller can end up paying a ridiculous amount of money in phone bills.

After using a dialer to download movies of Traci Lords, Jim Bob was shocked to find out his phone bill was $8,000.

by Jim Bob June 29, 2004

Crotch Goblin

This is a common slong term for an STD

man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank

by Jim Bob November 4, 2004

fun button

Also know as the clit

Damn, After I licked her fun button she moaned like a champ.

by jim bob March 4, 2004

chud monkey

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo

Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!

by Jim Bob March 22, 2004

cresha

A poop head who is made out of poop

Dont step in the Cresha

by Jim Bob March 24, 2004