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neat

an exclamation joe says when waking up next to four 250lbs. black women after an intense night of drinking
by jim bob September 14, 2004
mugGet the neatmug.

gaft

a sweet trombone player; major pimp; fly wit da ladies.
Man, you sure be gaftin' it wit da ladies.
by Jim Bob February 16, 2003
mugGet the gaftmug.

fun button

Also know as the clit
Damn, After I licked her fun button she moaned like a champ.
by jim bob March 4, 2004
mugGet the fun buttonmug.

Crotch Goblin

This is a common slong term for an STD
man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank
by Jim Bob November 4, 2004
mugGet the Crotch Goblinmug.

weez lard

n.: the watery, stinging stool that slowly and painfully comes out of the anus when one is constipated
*sniff sniff* "My weez lard smells like corn...."
by Jim Bob June 21, 2004
mugGet the weez lardmug.

donkeylicious

"How was your ice cream?" "Donkeylicious"
by jim bob February 22, 2005
mugGet the donkeyliciousmug.

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