man....aise

a term for the thick creamy substance excreted from a mans penis after sexual activity, commonly refered to ass jizz, semen, nut, cum, or sperm

that dude sure has lots of man...aise

by jim May 06, 2005

David Reckon

Da.vid Re.ck.on \'da:v-d- re-'kon-*s\ term. (descp. fr. phrase) 1: a male who wants to be David Beckham and therefore endeavours to copy each one of his shit haircuts and metrosexual clothing. Will usually have a trophy missus who can thus be described as a poor man's Posh and Becks 2: most of the male population of Essex 3: see also David Peckham 4: loosely related to a mockney.

1: "Is that David Beckham" said Geri
"Is it fuck" said Mel B "It's David Reckon.

by jim December 24, 2004

monkey

A small swinging creature, often misplaced.

"I've lost my monkey"
"don't worry he'll turn up"

by jim February 25, 2005

triple h

a hot jewish chik (hot hebrew honey) se triple-h-

shes a triple h. she is triple h

by jim March 07, 2004

tav

Weed,marijuana,bud,cheeba

Its a gypsy word for marijuana, most people say it frequently in Saco,Maine.

Man I wanna smoke some tav.

by Jim December 14, 2004

weapon

A term used to describe someone who is a spanner or a tool. A person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.

Ant: Hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
Jim: Nah mate, it's well chup. You look like a complete weapon!

by Jim July 19, 2004

pns

short for penis, often used in irc

jason loves to suck the big black pns

by jim January 16, 2003