jim's definitions

Kitesurfing

Only the best water sport around, a huge kite a modified wake board, kinda, and your off jumping 30ft and still landing softly awesome

me the kitesurfer, big huge sport from all round the worlld, started in maui in think

by Jim November 26, 2004

Techspam

Loads of techy jargon that only one or two people in/on a channel/chatroom/forum understand.

I just made it up as I felt we needed something to define this.

IRC extract, understandable, but it's pretty techy and there was lots more.

<XXXXX> so do I do truffserv1,2,3,4 for the first ip?

<XXXXX> first box*

<*****> and all the games are visible from each address, or different games on different addresses?

<XXXXX> different games on different addressess

<*****> depends how the games are set up. i.e. if they are bound to seperate addresses..

<*****> right

<*****> so you need to make an actual name for each IP address, then aliases for each game, pointing to the name that points to the IP address.

<XXXXX> ok

<-- ###### has quit (Ping timeout)

<*****> you *can* point each gamename to an IP address, but should the IP address need to be changed, you will have more work on your hands.

<*****> as /all/ hostname/IP pairs will need to be changed, rather than leaving the cnames and just changing the real ones.

by Jim April 16, 2004

jadakiss

a rapper that has been around since biggie was alive. once was in the lox, now is part of d-block. most of jadakiss' songs are hard and shit, but the release of "why?" is his poor attempt at tryin to be a hood politic and thinks he knows whats up in the world, when all he does is drive around throwing fircrackers and gettin blazed

he gotta get his act intact, stick with the hard shit

by jim August 10, 2004

harjeev

Bad boy gangster from the 'hood. Not to be messed with. Has many contacts!

Rude boy from the 'hood!

by Jim July 18, 2006

fracus

n. Rowdy noisemaking without purpose, such as teens hangin' in the park BSing with each other.

Hey, you kids hold that fracus down - I'm trying to sleep here!

by jim October 3, 2003

Thirteen

A really bad movie, do NOT listen to what the other person said. It's supposedly about what its like to be a thirteen year old girl, but i can safely say that if you know or have a thirteen year old who do any of the shit depicted in this horrible movie, beat them with a car antenna.
under any circumstances,
do NOT see this movie,
do NOT rent it,
and for Christ's sake,
do NOT buy it!

the movie "Thirteen" is just chock full of the "drama" that teenage girls like to pretend they go through.

The girl in this movie goes to nice, to a shoplifter, to a whore in 10 minutes!

by Jim October 10, 2005

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004