Tree trunk legs

A female who on first glance doesn't look overweight but has some fatty legs.

Damn, look at that bitch over there, she has a pair of tree trunk legs.

by Jim December 12, 2004

shitster

adj. One who causes trouble, especially for others - a contraction of "shit stirrer".

Joey just lied to his older sister about nailing her best friend - what a shitster!

by jim October 03, 2003

yummy orange ...things that taste good and are made by a tiger on drugs

mmm cheetos

by jim September 30, 2003

Fred always found it intensely embarrasing when his mum sent him down to the shops for man-hole covers.

by Jim November 20, 2003

A term used to describe someone who is a spanner or a tool. A person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.

Ant: Hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
Jim: Nah mate, it's well chup. You look like a complete weapon!

by Jim July 19, 2004

one who has sexual relations with 1 or more llamas on a regular basis

"im a llama-lover and im proud"

by jim May 07, 2005

Ever since he went on disability he just sits around blitzed on hillbilly herion.

by jim June 24, 2003