winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

Bear in the cave

You have an unseen burger hanging out of your nostril area

Charlie you have bear in the cave. Do you need a tissue?

by Jim November 01, 2004

Wheels

Someone with a wheeled backpack.

1. Bunch of Kids: HEY WHEELS!!!!!!!!
2. Hey Wheels whats new?

by Jim April 18, 2005

robs mum

The term 'Robs mum' can be used in many a context, normally as an suggestive insult that you had sex with her.

Everyone I know has had Robs mum, if you haven't, you're missing out.

<PERSON 1> "What you doing tonight?"
<PERSON 2> "Robs mum."

by Jim February 03, 2005

bird

bothered. used sarcastically, so if u said 'im canny bird' it would actually mean 'i really dont care'

bird
im bird
im canny bird
pretty bird like

by jim March 04, 2003

space pirates

A race of war-like sentiants in the Metroid games. These creatures are insect like in appearance and about 8 feel tall. They have claw like hands/rifles and sonetimes energy scythes. Some of them can render themselves invisable and they are known to experiment on their own kind to create biological weapons. They have set up base on a number of planets, most notably planet Zebes, Planet Tallon IV, and planet Aether. Their main objectives include destrying Samus, breeding metroids as a weapon, and harnessing the power of the mutagent phazon. They are responsible for orphaning samus when they raided her space colony K2-L when she was a child.

Space pirates are really fraking cool looking, but are sometimes a bitch and a half to kill.

by Jim October 02, 2005

dirty poop games

An act of "love" between 2 gay men after a night on the town. See lots of gay anal sex

Visitor: Knock, knock
Gayman1: Hi there matey, come on in but please mind the mess.
Visitor: What's been going on in here? Have you had friends round last night?
Gayman2: Hi there, I'm Quentin.
Visitor: Hi, nice to meet you quentin. What's that smell in the air? It kinda smells fousty - almost like poop
Gayman1: Err, I don't smell anything.
Visitor: And what's this brown stain on the sofa.
Quentin: Ok, you've caught us out, we were playing dirty poop games last night.
Visitor: I'm feel sick, I'm going home.

by Jim July 19, 2004