jim's definitions

nympho

According to Websters, a nympho is a spotted tree animal with webbed feet.

The nympho jumped on my shoulder.

by Jim August 2, 2003

hk face

hong kong face

-.-;;
-_-
-_-(m)
/")_("\
T_T
0_o
>_<

like omg!~! keke huhuh la~ >_<

by jim January 16, 2003

metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name

dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts

by Jim March 7, 2005

manual sex

A fancy sounding term for a handjob.

Im going over to Dana's later for some hot manual sex!

by Jim September 20, 2005

Yaoi

AKA Hentai for Homos.

And also horny and annoying fangirls like yaoi.

by Jim September 25, 2005

fcc

Federal Communications Commission always complaning about something going wrong on tv Fuck The Fcc thats what i got to say ;D.

Jack and Jill hate the fcc for complaning about the superbowl and others.

by JiM March 25, 2005

Got it on vinyl.

Look at me, I'm great I am.

Yeah, that tune's amazing but it's really rare. I love it, got it on vinyl.

by Jim December 11, 2003