Hairy Bank

The filth, the fuzzy muff, the pigs, the hairy banks
by Jim November 23, 2003
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henman

hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.
1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey
by jim December 24, 2004
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flogic

a flaw in logic
im still looking for a flogic in this situation
by jim February 25, 2003
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Kraid

The extreemly large green reptilian creature seen in the metroid games. He is usualy about 2 vertical screens tall and shoots large spikes from his stomach and thorns from his back/hands, depending on wich game. In the orrigional Metroid for the NES, he was only about 8 feet tall, as opposed to the stories-tall bohemoth of later games. He was to appear in Metroid Prime, but dude to time constrictions they cut him out.
Kraid is a generaly fun boss to battle in the metroid games.
He appeared in Metroid, Super Metroid, and Metroid Zero Mission.
by Jim October 02, 2005
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plugh

Word used in ADVENT, see wordxyzzy/word. One of ADVENT's three magic words (XYZZY, PLUGH, PLOVER).
"If you want to teleport from the Well House to Y2 directly, invoke PLUGH and turn your lamp on."
by Jim August 25, 2003
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chup

A word to describe something which you feel is of poor standard or just shit.
John: Hey mate, what do you think of my new burberry baseball cap?
Jim: That looks totally chup mate - you like like a right chavvy!!
by Jim July 19, 2004
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applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.
Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.
by Jim December 09, 2003
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