Definitions by jim
calibre
Not only a shit car and alcohol free beer but also commonly used for describing ones ability. In common with the above words, often full of irony.
Sam Lilley: A man of my calibre never goes down (whilst lying in bed after getting over excited at the weekend...
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gayware
See spyware, adware. A program that when installed (usually without the user knowing) onto your PC that basically tracks what you do on your PC and then forwards that information to some faggot.