limpy

A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.

I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!

by Jim November 27, 2004

dodfrig

a bitch ass medal of honor player with a big dick

A. "My name is dodfrig"
B. "OMFG REALLY?"

by Jim September 26, 2004

Medal Of Honor

America's highest decoration for valor in combat, awarded by the President. Less than 150 Medal Of Honor recipients are alive today.

Roger Donlon was the first guy to recieve the Medal Of Honor in Vietnam.

by Jim February 27, 2004

David Reckon

Da.vid Re.ck.on \'da:v-d- re-'kon-*s\ term. (descp. fr. phrase) 1: a male who wants to be David Beckham and therefore endeavours to copy each one of his shit haircuts and metrosexual clothing. Will usually have a trophy missus who can thus be described as a poor man's Posh and Becks 2: most of the male population of Essex 3: see also David Peckham 4: loosely related to a mockney.

1: "Is that David Beckham" said Geri
"Is it fuck" said Mel B "It's David Reckon.

by jim December 24, 2004

monkey

A small swinging creature, often misplaced.

"I've lost my monkey"
"don't worry he'll turn up"

by jim February 25, 2005

power pop

It is songs characterized and dominated by catchy guitar riffs, sometimes led by piano or organ, filled with vocal harmonies, and stick-in-your-head melodies that usually come in at around three minutes.

The power pop band was HARDLY Rock n' Roll!

by jim March 23, 2005

jizzphobia

the fear of semen

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia

by Jim April 23, 2004