Definitions by jiggysaw17
Single solitary shit
Single solitary shit by jiggysaw17 February 11, 2019
Challenge run
To beat or finish a video game with a specific task not necessarily required to finish the game in order to unlock achievements or bragging rights. The most common challenge runs are speed runs and no damage runs.
"I just completed the hardest challenge run ever, I beat Super Mario Bros without touching a single coin! I feel like a broke champion!"
Challenge run by jiggysaw17 January 26, 2019
Any%
To complete a game with any percentage of completion. Most commonly used for video game speed runners.
"You can beat Super Mario 64 by any% with 0 stars."
"What? I can only beat the game with 70 stars and I heard there's 120 stars all together!"
"What? I can only beat the game with 70 stars and I heard there's 120 stars all together!"
Any% by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018
Half Way Retarded
"I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"
Half Way Retarded by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018
Lucky Stick
The one cigarette that is flipped upside down inside of a pack of cigarettes. Smokers usually smoke this cigarette last, for good luck.
Lucky Stick by jiggysaw17 October 5, 2018
moon hoax
A conspiracy theory that says the 6 moon landings were filmed in a Hollywood set or TV studio.
So hiring and paying 400,000+ "actors" to play scientists, engineers, technicians, doctors, factory workers, ground control staff, air space operators, astronomers, administration staff, security officers, astronauts, janitors, etc...to fake a moon landing movie in a span of 11 years and keep it a big juicy secret for almost 50 years sound reasonable?
Spending $109 BILLION dollars (adjusted to inflation) to make rockets and space crafts and then document the whole Apollo Program from 1961-1972 with thousands upon thousands of photographic evidence and footage only to fake the moon landing on a Hollywood movie set sound reasonable?
Spending $504 million dollars to launch a satellite in 2009 called the LRO that orbits the moon and has photographic evidence of all 6 moon landings, only to fake it with Photoshop sound reasonable?
Are you saying that since 1961 NOT one single whistleblower pulled an Edward Snowden, leave the country, and tell the world NASA is a fraud?
Are you implying that the Soviets were too stupid to figure out the Apollo Program was fake?
The most important question to ask any conspiracy theorist is "What kind of evidence do you need to make you think otherwise?" If you provide the evidence and they are still not convinced, you are wasting your time.
So hiring and paying 400,000+ "actors" to play scientists, engineers, technicians, doctors, factory workers, ground control staff, air space operators, astronomers, administration staff, security officers, astronauts, janitors, etc...to fake a moon landing movie in a span of 11 years and keep it a big juicy secret for almost 50 years sound reasonable?
Spending $109 BILLION dollars (adjusted to inflation) to make rockets and space crafts and then document the whole Apollo Program from 1961-1972 with thousands upon thousands of photographic evidence and footage only to fake the moon landing on a Hollywood movie set sound reasonable?
Spending $504 million dollars to launch a satellite in 2009 called the LRO that orbits the moon and has photographic evidence of all 6 moon landings, only to fake it with Photoshop sound reasonable?
Are you saying that since 1961 NOT one single whistleblower pulled an Edward Snowden, leave the country, and tell the world NASA is a fraud?
Are you implying that the Soviets were too stupid to figure out the Apollo Program was fake?
The most important question to ask any conspiracy theorist is "What kind of evidence do you need to make you think otherwise?" If you provide the evidence and they are still not convinced, you are wasting your time.
Conspiracy Nut: "I believe in the moon hoax and people never landed on the moon."
Average IQ person: "What kind of evidence do you need?"
Conspiracy Nut: "Pictures"
Average IQ person: "Google them!"
Conspiracy Nut: "Not enough"
Average IQ Person: "Don't ever talk to me again."
Average IQ person: "What kind of evidence do you need?"
Conspiracy Nut: "Pictures"
Average IQ person: "Google them!"
Conspiracy Nut: "Not enough"
Average IQ Person: "Don't ever talk to me again."
moon hoax by jiggysaw17 April 1, 2017