jib slice's definitions
When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.
I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
Get the turtled emmug. Jibber-swill is a cheap beer or ripple, most often served in a can or box. Jibber-swill is the favorite beverage of park & pipe rats.
Cougars always look younger after knocking back some jibber-swill.
NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!
NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!
by Jib Slice May 28, 2010
Get the jibber-swillmug. Verb, combining the action of "jib" or "jibbing" on a "jibstick", skis, snowboard, skateboard or bicycle and "slice" meaning to carve, turn, or rip it up. Also, straight-lining switch at a ski resort or in a terrain park.
Noun. The name associated with the infamous "Jib Slice" found on both Facebook and Twitter. Known for verbally abusing snow riders from around the globe. This kinda abuse is known as being "jib sliced".
Noun. The name associated with the infamous "Jib Slice" found on both Facebook and Twitter. Known for verbally abusing snow riders from around the globe. This kinda abuse is known as being "jib sliced".
Dude, I busted a jib slice today that would've made ya cry.
Crap, I just got "jib sliced" by Jib Slice on my Facebook page.
Crap, I just got "jib sliced" by Jib Slice on my Facebook page.
by Jib Slice May 10, 2010
Get the Jib Slicemug. Term used to describe a condition in a resort community where persons from the East Coast have invaded a particular area, town or region and changed the attitudes and living conditions negetively for that area.
by Jib Slice May 11, 2010
Get the East Infectionmug. Pulsating hospitality is the reciprocation offered to a cougar in exchange for dinner, drinks, conversation and spending part of her alimony on the cougar hunter.
by Jib Slice May 19, 2010
Get the Pulsating hospitalitymug. Hang angle of a dude's hang dangle is important for comfortable sitting, kneeling and effective cougar hunting. A Jibber or park rat can lose his hang dangle if the hang angle ain't right while riding in the park and pipe.
by Jib Slice May 21, 2010
Get the hang anglemug. Cougar Milk is a beverage used by cougars, with other cougars, as a social drink to dull the senses. Cougar Milk is often a gin & tonic, white wine, or Cosmo.
Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.
Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.
After knocking back Cougar Milk all morning, the cougars went to the day spa and spent the afternoon complaining about their lovers.
by Jib Slice May 22, 2010
Get the Cougar Milkmug.