jiM's definitions

Bear in the cave

You have an unseen burger hanging out of your nostril area

Charlie you have bear in the cave. Do you need a tissue?

by Jim October 31, 2004

huffer

Ball sucker. Ball worshiper.

Jordan is a total huffer, he wouldn't leave Steve's nuts alone man.

by Jim April 4, 2003

monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

by jim May 7, 2005

po

alias of imprisoned rapper, shyne

shyne po is an excellent rapper

by jim August 10, 2004

dirty poop games

An act of "love" between 2 gay men after a night on the town. See lots of gay anal sex

Visitor: Knock, knock
Gayman1: Hi there matey, come on in but please mind the mess.
Visitor: What's been going on in here? Have you had friends round last night?
Gayman2: Hi there, I'm Quentin.
Visitor: Hi, nice to meet you quentin. What's that smell in the air? It kinda smells fousty - almost like poop
Gayman1: Err, I don't smell anything.
Visitor: And what's this brown stain on the sofa.
Quentin: Ok, you've caught us out, we were playing dirty poop games last night.
Visitor: I'm feel sick, I'm going home.

by Jim July 19, 2004

ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 7, 2005

take the pickle out

The act or motion of releasing a very large penis from your vagina or asshole.

Take the pickle out.. i can feel it touching my stomach.

by jim July 2, 2004