jiM's definitions

to the tune of

To perform a physical act upon someone of something in time to a music tune

He dance around him to the tune of "stuck in the middle of you" before slicing the guy's ear off

by Jim November 1, 2003

Hennessey

A foul tasting and pricey liquor that is often sought after by the dregs of society.

Informally shortened to "Henny" by some imbibers.

I's gonna buy some Hennesey wit' my welfare money.

by Jim January 3, 2004

stem

n. a crack pipe that consists of a hollow stem.

we pull gats like baseheads pull stems mufucka!!

by jim June 24, 2003

cockprop

1. The opposite of cockblock.
2. To help a guy score with a chick.

"She seemed hesitant, then her friend came over and they had a private conversation. After that she was practically jumped my bones. Her friend was a total cockprop."

by Jim February 23, 2005

smoolers

Smoothies prepared, made, and sold by Mrs. Boe's 3rd block entrepreneurship class at Chaska High School, in Chaska Minnesota.

Hmmmm, Damn son, that smooler was the best frickin' drink I have ever purchased, I hate the food service here. This is way better.

by Jim April 11, 2005

applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 8, 2003

fukk

Alternate spelling of "fuck". Mainly used to beat profanity filters.

"Fukk this"

by Jim December 30, 2003