Spandex Warrior

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.

Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.

by Jim October 01, 2005

locust Valley lockjaw

Affected tone of voice commonly heard in Locust Valley , New York by wealthy residents of the community. They speak
with little movement of their lower jaw.
Katherine Hepburn in a bad mood, or Jim Backus on Gilligans Island display some traits of this speech pattern.

Mimi, have you seen the keys to the Bently? I thought I might nip over to Piping for a spot of Golf.

by Jim January 24, 2004

go stoney

Express *need* to chill, like when you are fucked up and you spot cops around.

Look, we need to go stoney or we're gonna be fucked!

by Jim December 05, 2004

pieface

someone whos face is so fat that it looks like a pie

a fat boy

by jim June 14, 2003

phycic

celina sucks alot alot

phycic I hate her because.....

by jim February 23, 2005

CAPSLOCK

The key on your keyboard bellow tab (usually). A favourite among AOL users and outwar fans. If CAPSLOCK is on all your letters will be capitols.

0u7\/\//-\R@/-\01.com: OMFGIMSO1337ROFLOLOLOLO

by Jim April 16, 2004

lunkee

n. the fecal matter of a human. v. the act of excreting fecal matter.

that lunkee clogged the toilet.

after i ate mexican, i lunkeed.

by jim August 29, 2004