smegma

The infected, greasy, stanky, clumpped-up, egg yolk colored, residukes from having foreskin and not being cleaned on a regular basis is called SMEGMA.

Jose, after working in the fields and having sex with two fat burrito makers, had to wipe the smegma off his penis head b/c the rank stank knocked out 2 other fruit workers. Also, stuff that hookers eat at buffets.

by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006

choad

Basically, any excess skin on the head of a penis or in the scrotum to anus area. On the female, her vuluptous vulva and her taint region

jesse pulled back his choad to remove the lint from the head of his penis or his scrotum to anus region.

by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006

monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

by jgiddy99 December 03, 2004

shocker

The SHOCKER is every womans friend. It's when you suprize her while fingering her with your pointer and middle finger and then slip your pinky finger in her ass without her permission. This will give her a sense of violation as she will start gyrationg to the shocker cuz it feels so good. Fingering her pussy and ass hole at the same time.

I was getting her warmed up with two fingers and pulled the wild card out and my pinky finger to hit her ass at the same time. At first she was shocked then she fucked my .....fingers. She just recieved the shocker. two in the grass and one in the ass.

by jgiddy99 January 21, 2007

chocolate tunnel taster

A gay man who licks on the ass of another man.

That fag Benji is a chocolate tunnel taster.

by jgiddy99 December 06, 2006

g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE

Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less

by jgiddy99 September 08, 2005

bike

a long tube of glass with a bulbous end. The bulb has a small hole(carb)in it. USUALLY used to smoke meth out of, but sold in local head shops and dollar stores. The pipe "bike" is used as a cover up to smoke dope. ex. one tweeker to another in covert convo."Say jay hee. wanna go ride bikes?" Translation: "jay hee, wanna go smoke some dope?" reply..."Sure i would love to go rides bikes!" translation..."Jay Hee would love to smoke some meth with joe"

ex. one tweeker to another in covert convo."Say jay hee. wanna go ride bikes?" Translation: "jay hee, wanna go smoke some dope?" reply..."Sure i would love to go rides bikes!" translation..."Jay Hee would love to smoke some meth with joe"

by jgiddy99 December 03, 2004