Definitions by jgiddy99

speach-amphetimine 

When you injest a plentiful amount of meth that your speach becomes a bunch of shit no one can understand, a lick of "i dunno what the fuck i am trying to say" or what you are trying to say or speach. That is a speach-amphetimine.

Say you got that thingaslkjdnasfkjgn truck iddooo too much method of me head what did you say? Sorry you could not undersand what i said ....cuz I have a speach-amphetimine.

speach-amphetimine by jgiddy99 November 20, 2007

the looks 

When person is sooo fucked up or not fucked up and they think they are looking for something like their keys, sunglasses, the pipe, their dope, or simply anything that is important. They they get Angry, frustrated, pissy, and accuse someone of taking it then realize that it is in their hand, pocket, on top of their head, behind their ear or in plain view. That is called the LOOKS

I was trying to get out of the house and get to work but could not find my keys. I looked fucken every where. THEN realized they were in my pocket. I had the looks.

the looks by jgiddy99 April 2, 2007

shocker 

The SHOCKER is every womans friend. It's when you suprize her while fingering her with your pointer and middle finger and then slip your pinky finger in her ass without her permission. This will give her a sense of violation as she will start gyrationg to the shocker cuz it feels so good. Fingering her pussy and ass hole at the same time.

I was getting her warmed up with two fingers and pulled the wild card out and my pinky finger to hit her ass at the same time. At first she was shocked then she fucked my .....fingers. She just recieved the shocker. two in the grass and one in the ass.

shocker by jgiddy99 January 21, 2007

choad

Basically, any excess skin on the head of a penis or in the scrotum to anus area. On the female, her vuluptous vulva and her taint region

jesse pulled back his choad to remove the lint from the head of his penis or his scrotum to anus region.

choad by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006

smegma 

The infected, greasy, stanky, clumpped-up, egg yolk colored, residukes from having foreskin and not being cleaned on a regular basis is called SMEGMA.

Jose, after working in the fields and having sex with two fat burrito makers, had to wipe the smegma off his penis head b/c the rank stank knocked out 2 other fruit workers. Also, stuff that hookers eat at buffets.

smegma by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006

chocolate tunnel taster 

A gay man who licks on the ass of another man.

That fag Benji is a chocolate tunnel taster.

chocolate tunnel taster by jgiddy99 December 6, 2006

overtwast 

when there is a cloud of smoke in the room which is suspended over the group(Person or Persons) after smoking. (ie. any tobacco or drugs)

After the two stopped freebasing methamphetimines there was a bit of overtwast luminating threw the light.

overtwast by jgiddy99 November 5, 2005