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Bitchface Mcjiggles

an odd name given to a person (preferably a friend with whom you can joke around with) when they are being totally obnoxious or...a bitch
Bill: ABOOGABOOGABOOGA
Bob: stfu you bitchface mcjiggles
Bill: ahaha. ok, fine.
by JewC May 17, 2008
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Bacon

1.quite possibly the greatest thing ever conceived by mankind and is frequently called the tastiest thing around
it can be eaten (devoured) with everything
and in some cultures is used as a mating ritual
"the only reason i get up the morning and go to sleep at night is bacon"
by JewC May 17, 2008
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oompa

typically the small orange skinned, green haired fellows that devote their lives to floating on the chocolate river or picking gumdrops off of the gumdrop trees
but
if particularly band-nerdy, it means the part in a song (usually march) in which the tubas take the down-beat and the horns take the up-beat, thus creating an OOMPA SOUND
(and as a result, the ham song is born)
"oompa loompa doompadee do, i've got another story for you."
"don't touch the chocolate river!!!"

band director- "cmon horns,i need that oompa effect!!!!"
by JewC May 21, 2008
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baconate

The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)

What the Baconator does.
"Prepare to be baconated!!!"
"I am going to baconate you."
"Bacon?"
by JewC May 28, 2008
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Euphonium

Mosty definitely the most admired instrument in the band. The euphonium is a precious part of the symphonic band, as is the baritone to the marching band, because it provides a rich, dark sound to sustain the bottom of the band. This is the sounds that all other band members envy. These instruments, with the assistance of the rest of the low brass, give the band the edge needed to win superiors. Plain and simple, euphoniums rule!
"Wow! Did you hear that Euphonium solo? It was spectacular!"
by JewC June 2, 2008
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howahowa

an extremely weird greeting spoken by many groups such as the Hawaiians and the howahowans. This sacred word is used only on the most special of occasions.

a fruit that some relate to the mango
is pinkish orageish with a sweet taste
can be combined with just about anything to make a tasty little morsel
yummm
-"howahowa!"
-"what are you, Hawaiian?"

-"yes! i got a howahowa in my happy meal!" :D
-"wtf man, why didnt i get one?" :/
by JewC October 17, 2008
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Blargen Fedibble Mechech

A word that means absolutely nothing and is used by all to show surprise or anger, or essentially any other emotion there possibly could be. By the way it sounds it is commonly thought of as speaking JEW.....but its not... although it is possible that it is hungarian...
Sam: BLARGEN FEDIBBLE MECHECH!!!
Ryan: Stop speaking JEW!
by JewC May 17, 2008
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