jesus christ's definitions

Southington

Home of the infamous John Sample.

Thermospa at the mall forgot to put Southington as John Sample's hometown.

by Jesus Christ December 21, 2003

make a wish

When cumming on a girls head, ask them to "make a wish"

as john doe cumed on her head, he asked her to make a wish

by Jesus Christ December 11, 2003

Jubb Jubb

another term used for a person who inserts hot dogs into dead dogs bodies via penis. Gets off on bloody masterbation.

Jubb jubbs were exterminated by womens rights movements.

by jesus christ May 22, 2003

Sean Penn

1) The ruler of the world.
2) A really nifty actor
3) Someone who can kick your ass.

1) Hail Sean Penn!!!
2) Sean Penn was awesome in 21 Grams!
3) Look at Sean Penn castrate the first submitter!

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004

AquaFox

Pure ecstasy. No, not the drug. The feeling. The word originated from the best map ever made on battle.net.

I am soooo AquaFoxing!

Omg me too!

by Jesus Christ June 1, 2004

atkins diet

A diet, invented by a certain person I know called Atkins. The premise of the diet is that vegans are lower on the food chain than other humans, and hence should be eaten.

Steve just ate another vegan.

by Jesus Christ March 11, 2004

Nightcrawler

1) A large earthworm.
2) A nocurnal person.
3) A fuzzy blue X-Men character.
4) A Nazi who is blue and fuzzy.
5) A big penis.

1) Ew, I totally stepped on a Nightcrawler!
2)That goth thinks he's a Nightcrawler...
3) Nightcrawler just went 'bamf' again!
4) Heil, mein Nightcrawler! Kill ze Jews und teleoprt!
5) My boyfriend has a huge Nightcrawler.

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004