NOFX

the best band of all time.

NOFX kicks ass

by jesus June 26, 2004

big hat, no cattle

Someone who presents themselves as a person of great importance, but who's actual credentials are spurious or questionable.

Just ignore that fool Matt and his bullshit history lectures. He's just a big hat with no cattle.

by Jesus March 29, 2004

Fucktard

A person who uses "gay", "faggot", "queer" and any other phrase pertaining to homosexuality. Fucktards usually spell many words in their sentence fragments.

Many preps are fucktards.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

walk of fame

In the morning, after a guy fucks a hot bitch, he walks home feeling proud of his accomplishment.

"The girl was like, 'But I love you,' and I was like 'Laaate.' Then I took the walk of fame home because I hit that shit up good.

by Jesus August 05, 2003

Wicked Karma

The avatar of nihilistic passive-aggressive punishing of sinners in the name of the lord (Wicked Karma), only to make examples of them to the world. This act of punishment is because there is only one god, which is ourselves, and those who are punished will show that Wicked Karma is the avatar of true power over those who do wrong, for no personal gain.

There is a little Wicked Karma in all of us, but he is stronger with a few.

Wicked Karma is Sexy!

by Jesus October 31, 2003

Jesus Boy

Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.

Hey...lets wave the Jesus Boy across the knob, maybe it'll unlock itself.

by Jesus August 21, 2006

ONF

OLD NEWS FAGGOT

figure it out

INTERNETLOLOL

Scenester-Thats OFN
Cooler Person-OFN IN ONF
Scenester-Oh god I suck

by Jesus February 27, 2005