shut the fuck up, armante
by jesus February 10, 2005

The avatar of nihilistic passive-aggressive punishing of sinners in the name of the lord (Wicked Karma), only to make examples of them to the world. This act of punishment is because there is only one god, which is ourselves, and those who are punished will show that Wicked Karma is the avatar of true power over those who do wrong, for no personal gain.
There is a little Wicked Karma in all of us, but he is stronger with a few.
There is a little Wicked Karma in all of us, but he is stronger with a few.
by Jesus October 31, 2003

Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.
by Jesus August 21, 2006

"The girl was like, 'But I love you,' and I was like 'Laaate.' Then I took the walk of fame home because I hit that shit up good.
by Jesus August 05, 2003

A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.
by jesus April 25, 2004

Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:
1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."
2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.
1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."
2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.
So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!
by jesus January 12, 2004

Annoying, faux-punk poser and contestant from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teens and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out the crappiest music Australia has seen in recent years.
by Jesus July 16, 2008
