dank

dank will get uou higher than shwag
by Jessi September 08, 2003
mugGet the dankmug.

Loser

A person who is extremely cool and happy with themselves, yet looked down upon for being different. Just because someone is a loser doesn't mean they are not cool. The cool part about being a loser is getting to admit you are one.
by Jessi December 30, 2003
mugGet the Losermug.

jude

to describe a particularly attractive male of British descent. Derives from the actor 'Jude Law,' but appropriate for any exceptionally handsome English guy.
I was walking through Trafalger Square yesterday when i almost ran into a group of three judes.
by jessi January 26, 2004
mugGet the judemug.

tardmo

a combination of the words retarded and motherfucker being slang for 'tard' and 'mo.' a tardmo is someone who is so stupid that they are similar to someone who is mentally handicapped and a motherfucker.
You actually bought an Oasis CD you tardmo!
by jessi January 26, 2004
mugGet the tardmomug.

cara

One of the coolest people I know and love! She's super awesome.
"That chick is no Cara, she's just not cool enough."
by jessi May 15, 2004
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koko

shes clever, shes cute, shes great. This is a cheesy entry of love.
Liekwoah, Koko is my girlfriend.
by jessi December 12, 2003
mugGet the kokomug.

ugtard

a hybrid of the two slang terms;
fucktard and ugmo, an ugtard is a derogatory term for someone who is both unattractive and acting like a mentally handicapped person.
i.e. The rock band Oasis are a bunch of ugtards.
by jessi January 26, 2004
mugGet the ugtardmug.