jessi's definitions

crippla

better than cronic .. slang for crippler .. the best knock u on ur ass bud there is.

"i got tore up at Matts house smokin da crippla" .. DOUG

by Jessi April 20, 2005

flog

Punishment by caning, or by whipping with the cat o' nine tails. Commonly used by pirates.

Avast! Handsomely now, hand over th' swag, lest ye yearn for a flogging.

by Jessi September 29, 2004

normal

What is "normal?" It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in...so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.

Yeah, she's weird, but that's normal.

by Jessi December 30, 2003

pen15

"Pen15" is h4x0r writing for "Penis." It is used most commonly to write it on each other's hands (kids do this) in order to bring about lame ass ridiculing and taunting. It's a very childish thing to do and isn't really funny...

Kid1: Wanna join the Pen15 Club?
Kid2: What are the requirements?
Kid1: I just have to write it on your hand and then you're in *giggle*

by Jessi June 17, 2003

smut

a smelly slut. ''sm' from smelly and 'ut' from slut

that fucking smut was mad loose.

by jessi April 15, 2005

vianney high school

the besy all guys high school in st.louis! the guys are all ewxtremely hot and they are the sweetest guys ever.. but they really don't ever actually go to school because there off for everything because there cool like that!the vianney hockey team is amazing and all the cool girls love them!

Katie: omg where did u find that guy ?? he's gorgous!
Me: Vianney of course!! where else??

by Jessi April 7, 2005

jude

to describe a particularly attractive male of British descent. Derives from the actor 'Jude Law,' but appropriate for any exceptionally handsome English guy.

I was walking through Trafalger Square yesterday when i almost ran into a group of three judes.

by jessi January 26, 2004