jessi's definitions

Johnny Depp

The best actor ever to walk the earth. not only just because he's so damn sexy, but because he's so talented and doesn't care what the hell people think about him. he could do any blockbuster he wants to, but he likes to go against the grain. did i mention he's a sexy bitch? well, he is, i'm very happy for (and jealous of) vanessa paradis.

he's kind of like a slug, he oozes sexy out and leaves a trail of sexy wherever he goes! sexy, talented, and humble, what else do u look for in a guy?

by Jessi December 31, 2003

dank

high quality marijuana

dank will get uou higher than shwag

by Jessi September 8, 2003

normal

What is "normal?" It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in...so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.

Yeah, she's weird, but that's normal.

by Jessi December 30, 2003

smut

a smelly slut. ''sm' from smelly and 'ut' from slut

that fucking smut was mad loose.

by jessi April 15, 2005

pen15

"Pen15" is h4x0r writing for "Penis." It is used most commonly to write it on each other's hands (kids do this) in order to bring about lame ass ridiculing and taunting. It's a very childish thing to do and isn't really funny...

Kid1: Wanna join the Pen15 Club?
Kid2: What are the requirements?
Kid1: I just have to write it on your hand and then you're in *giggle*

by Jessi June 17, 2003

koko

shes clever, shes cute, shes great. This is a cheesy entry of love.

Liekwoah, Koko is my girlfriend.

by jessi December 12, 2003

Loser

A person who is extremely cool and happy with themselves, yet looked down upon for being different. Just because someone is a loser doesn't mean they are not cool. The cool part about being a loser is getting to admit you are one.

Losers are cool.

by Jessi December 30, 2003