jessi's definitions

normal

What is "normal?" It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in...so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.

Yeah, she's weird, but that's normal.

by Jessi December 30, 2003

dank

high quality marijuana

dank will get uou higher than shwag

by Jessi September 8, 2003

cara

One of the coolest people I know and love! She's super awesome.

"That chick is no Cara, she's just not cool enough."

by jessi May 15, 2004

Loser

A person who is extremely cool and happy with themselves, yet looked down upon for being different. Just because someone is a loser doesn't mean they are not cool. The cool part about being a loser is getting to admit you are one.

Losers are cool.

by Jessi December 30, 2003

jude

to describe a particularly attractive male of British descent. Derives from the actor 'Jude Law,' but appropriate for any exceptionally handsome English guy.

I was walking through Trafalger Square yesterday when i almost ran into a group of three judes.

by jessi January 26, 2004

tardmo

a combination of the words retarded and motherfucker being slang for 'tard' and 'mo.' a tardmo is someone who is so stupid that they are similar to someone who is mentally handicapped and a motherfucker.

You actually bought an Oasis CD you tardmo!

by jessi January 26, 2004

vianney high school

the besy all guys high school in st.louis! the guys are all ewxtremely hot and they are the sweetest guys ever.. but they really don't ever actually go to school because there off for everything because there cool like that!the vianney hockey team is amazing and all the cool girls love them!

Katie: omg where did u find that guy ?? he's gorgous!
Me: Vianney of course!! where else??

by Jessi April 7, 2005