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Definitions by jess

smuttonchops 

To describe a girl who easily engages in sexual activity. Name used for girls named Meg
Turbo Bitch Squad! Farm Girl! Smuttonchops! Coneticitius!
smuttonchops by Jess December 1, 2003

cuntsponge 

a maxi-pad, a sanitary napkin
The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.
cuntsponge by Jess November 30, 2003
Olde English 800 Malt Liquor. Usually sold in 40 oz or 32 oz bottles at low end convienince stores.
Say playa, I'm gone pound dis 40 of OE an git DRONK.

or

Naw nigga, dat ain't no gold toof. Dat's a O.E. can wrapped round yo toof. You dum-ass nigga
O.E. by Jess November 29, 2003

Absoposilutely 

Catch phrase for absolutely, positively.
It's absoposilutely going to happen.
Absoposilutely by Jess November 22, 2003
Informal yet personal greeting, variant of hello
"Yello friend, how are you?"
yello by Jess November 19, 2003
someone why has 50 girls on his arm
playa by jess November 19, 2003

pretty monster 

An unattractive male that thinks he is the finest brother on earth and that all women want him; also known as a pm
Oh my God, there goes another pretty monster!!!
pretty monster by Jess November 18, 2003