jess's definitions

Pythonism

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.

I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!

by Jess October 20, 2003

hoover

a girl who gets an abortion

damn gurl, did you hear that kara got hoovered last week?

by Jess April 9, 2004

Monty Python

A comedy troop made up of 4 Limeys, a Yank, and a Welsh tart. Enjoy making fun of Spam, Dead Parrots, poofs, and dressing in drag. God is in every single movie made.

Have you seen Monty Python on tv recently?

by Jess October 20, 2003

gruel

cool and great combined

i heard some totally gruel news!

by jess December 6, 2004

dark horse

a secret male slut who no one excepts to be a womanizer

Mrs. Burgess upon seeing tom's pencil case "Tom your a dark horse"

by Jess January 3, 2005

don't even trip

don't worry about it- it ain't worth it

Hey man don't even trip, that hoe was askin to get knocked up.

by Jess December 1, 2003

RSM

It stands for Raw Sexual Magnetism. Only people who are natuarally sexy without any form of effort are known to have RSM.

'that boy has RSM'
'just check out the RSM over thier'

by jess November 21, 2004