Only about 5% of celebrities actually have talent and contribute to society. Celebrities like Paris Hiltonare just a waste of oxygen and offer nothing besides sex appeal.
A celebrity is the thing of the past, with celebrities like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie there will be no future.
by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008
Get the celebrity mug.Stereotypes: We all live by malls, factories are everywhere, we apparently have an accent that we've never heard of before, we all are Italian and gel our hair, we are just a giant suburb of NY and Philly, we all smoke alot and we must come from Newark or Atlantic City because those are the only two NJ cities you know.
The Truth: I can't speak for all of NJ but I do live within 45 minutes of 3 malls, but what's so bad about that? Factories are only in Northeast Jersey that is real close to NYC, and they manufacture half the shit you buy, we have to put them somewhere. No one ever says "Joisey", we say Jurzee and the accent you think we have is more like a crushing combonation of Staten Island and Boston. Jersey Accents are more subtle and most people talk like they're from Philly or NY. We aren't all Italian, infact only 17% of NJ is Itailian but yeah I am Italian but there's nothing wrong with that, and no we don't all gel our hair or wear Gucci sunglasses. We are like a giant suburb of NY/Philly but with attitude, our own cities and towns, and a beach. And No we aren't all from Newark or AC,there a lot of towns in Jersey that I've never heard of before and I lived here for all my life.
The Truth: I can't speak for all of NJ but I do live within 45 minutes of 3 malls, but what's so bad about that? Factories are only in Northeast Jersey that is real close to NYC, and they manufacture half the shit you buy, we have to put them somewhere. No one ever says "Joisey", we say Jurzee and the accent you think we have is more like a crushing combonation of Staten Island and Boston. Jersey Accents are more subtle and most people talk like they're from Philly or NY. We aren't all Italian, infact only 17% of NJ is Itailian but yeah I am Italian but there's nothing wrong with that, and no we don't all gel our hair or wear Gucci sunglasses. We are like a giant suburb of NY/Philly but with attitude, our own cities and towns, and a beach. And No we aren't all from Newark or AC,there a lot of towns in Jersey that I've never heard of before and I lived here for all my life.
Out-Of-Stater: New Jersey sucks.
Jersey Kid: Have you ever even been here?
Out-Of-Stater: Yeah I drove by Newark on my way to NYC
Jersey Kid: That's not the real New Jersey, that's like going to Compton and saying that you've seen all of California, or going to inner city Detroit and saying you've seen all of Michigan.
Jersey Kid: Have you ever even been here?
Out-Of-Stater: Yeah I drove by Newark on my way to NYC
Jersey Kid: That's not the real New Jersey, that's like going to Compton and saying that you've seen all of California, or going to inner city Detroit and saying you've seen all of Michigan.
by Jersey Kid May 25, 2008
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Get the trap mug.How people from New Jersey pronounce Jersey. It is not Joisy. I don't think New Yorkers pronounce it that way either. Everyone says jurzee so stop the Josiey bullshit cause you obviously never heard someone from Jersey talk.
by Jersey Kid November 22, 2007
Get the jurzee mug.Girl: Come on! Be honest am I fat?
Guy: Fine, honestly your fat.
Girl: Wtf is wrong with you faggot? I fucking hate you.
Guy: Fine, honestly your fat.
Girl: Wtf is wrong with you faggot? I fucking hate you.
by Jersey Kid February 02, 2008
Get the honest mug.I'm american and I know that London is the capital of England not vice versa. Most of us aren't idiots that's just a ignorant stereotype. But anyway London is basically the Manhattan of England. Extremely expensive, good eating, good shopping, history, etc. Basically it is a must see city.
Us "Yanks" aren't stupid or ignorant as the media makes us look. Give us a chance. Yes 97% of us know, London is the capital of England. If I asked a Englishmen what the capital of the state of Louisiana was, would he know? Maybe, maybe not the point is we both don't know a lot about each other's culture.
by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008
Get the london mug.It's true, the east coast is pretty beast. Awesome cities, NYC, Boston, Philly, ATL, Miami etc. Great food, Italian, Chinese, Cuban, French, etc. The west coast only has one good state, California is cool, but Oregon and Washington? Pretty lame. Plus east coast is the original America. We strech from Maine to Florida, we beastttt at everything including sports. NY Giants Superbowl champions 0'8. NY Yankees pretty beast, and ATL Braves are awesome too. So you can have your one good state while we have like 13
West Coaster: West coast is like the best coast =!
Me: Might as well call it the California Coast, no body gives a fuck about Oregon or Washington, the only thing that california has that we don't is good weather year round, so yea EAST COAST IS THE BEAST COAST
Me: Might as well call it the California Coast, no body gives a fuck about Oregon or Washington, the only thing that california has that we don't is good weather year round, so yea EAST COAST IS THE BEAST COAST
by Jersey Kid May 03, 2008
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