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bling bling

A now cheesy word that people that don't use anymore except in commericals. Bling Bling used to refer to large amounts of jewelry or large rims on cars, either way something shiny and expensive object.
Lame 40yr old person trying to be cool: Hey Dawg! Wanna get some bling bling-izzle in this tizzle?

Me: I'm not even black and I know that's not how they say it
by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008
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hyphy

Both a genre of music and a lifestyle from the Bay Area, Oakland, San Fran, San Jo, Vallejo, and more. E-40, Mac Dre (r.i.p), The Pack, Keak Da Sneak, and The Federation are all hyphy artists. Hyphy basically means to go dumb, retarded, lose control and not care what anyone thinks. You can do this by dancing, getting in a fight, scraping, and ghost riding your car. This is the Bay CALIFORNIA. Not Tampa Bay, not Green Bay, Not any other bay. Hyphy is mainly underground but over the years its getting more exposure.
"We get hyphy out here save crunk for the south" - The Federation
by jersey kid December 24, 2007
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ipod

The worse version of the mp3 player.

- Ipods are somewhat Expensive

- Itunes cost a dollar per song

- They don't let you transfer songs you bought in itunes to a different media center, that means your songs stay with itunes to stop you from switching

- Idiots by ones that can hold 20,000 songs. Who the hell even knows 1000 songs? And even if you do how are you going to tell me that you listen to everyone of them and like all of them? I love music but still I couldn't fill up 1000 songs without adding some I don't really like.

- They market small mini/nano ipods. Why would you want something so small you could lose/break?

- They come in fruity colors, limegreen, teal, and boring ass colors, black and white

- They break every other month, they just shut off and die

- Its almost impossible to get it fixed, they send it back to you the same

- It scratches mad easy

- The skins for it look like condoms

- The headphones are uncomfortable

- People only buy it because it is well known, try other mp3 players
Idiot: My ipod is like omg awesome

Me: My mp3 player has a slide out speaker and a touch screen and I only paid $115, I fell on the ipod wagon too but I sensed up and bought a real mp3 player
by jersey kid December 23, 2007
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buck

1. Meaning ready to fight and throw dem bows
2. A young sucessfull black male
1. Ay I'm buck, so if ya'll haters want sum' come get it
2. Tyrie is a buck, he has a good paying job and two cars
by Jersey Kid December 26, 2007
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movietard

Someone that lacks knowledge about movies
Kendra: Hey wanna go to the movies to see Illegally Blonde?

Monique: Bitch you mean Legally blonde? It came out like two years ago, you are a movietard!
by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007
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upstate new york

Anything that's not NYC or Long Island. You are retarded if you think Long Island is Upstate, Queens is on long island so how would one of the boroughs be upstate? Exactly. Anyway Albany, Buffalo, and Rochester are all cities upstate.
NYC is great but Upstate New York is a whole nother side to the state.
by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008
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emo hater

Normal people, no we aren't homophobic, ignorant conformists. We just don't like hearing about your problems. Also emo music is awful, it just talks about death and morbid stuff. I am an emo hater.
Emo: You don't get me! You conformist bitch. Your homophobic and jealous, and don't like our music! Emo hater!

Me: Okay I'm a conformist, what does that make you? A guy in girl's jeans that wears make up and writes poetry. Yea, real cool.
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
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