jersey kid's definitions

bling bling

A now cheesy word that people that don't use anymore except in commericals. Bling Bling used to refer to large amounts of jewelry or large rims on cars, either way something shiny and expensive object.

Lame 40yr old person trying to be cool: Hey Dawg! Wanna get some bling bling-izzle in this tizzle?

Me: I'm not even black and I know that's not how they say it

by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

upstate new york

Anything that's not NYC or Long Island. You are retarded if you think Long Island is Upstate, Queens is on long island so how would one of the boroughs be upstate? Exactly. Anyway Albany, Buffalo, and Rochester are all cities upstate.

NYC is great but Upstate New York is a whole nother side to the state.

by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008

movietard

Someone that lacks knowledge about movies

Kendra: Hey wanna go to the movies to see Illegally Blonde?

Monique: Bitch you mean Legally blonde? It came out like two years ago, you are a movietard!

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

new orleans

Home of Mardi Gras, Lil Wayne, and the Saints

New Orleans, party capital of the world

by Jersey Kid February 17, 2008

Miami-Dade County

The most populated county and most southern county in the state of Florida. Miami-Dade is made up of the city of Miami, Miami's suburbs, and other cities/towns. Miami the city only has around 400,000 people which makes it the 43 largest city in the U.S but its metro area has around 5 million which makes it the 7th largest metro area in the country. Miami-Dade is usually just called Miami because there a lot of areas whith the word Miami in it, (North Miami, South Miami heights, North Miami Beach, West Miami, Miami Lakes, Miami Shores, Miami Beach etc.) Miami-Dade is around 65% Hispanic with a heavy Cuban influence. It is also home to many African Americans and has whites and asians. Miami-Dade is known for its touristy areas like South Beach but it has a lot of ghettos, Opa Locka, South-Miami Heights, Miami Gardens, Liberty City, Florida City, etc. University of Miami is located in Coral Gables despite popular belif that it is located in the city of Miami. Overall Miami-Dade is cool county with beautiful beaches, many spanish speakers, rich areas, and terrible ghettos. Miami-Dade is home to South Beach, University of Miami, Flo Rida, Pitbull, Trina, and many other rappers.

Miami-Dade County is the hottest county

by Jersey Kid June 14, 2008

epic movie

Don't get me wrong, I love parodies but this was pretty crappy. It had little humor and was more for the 11 - 13 age group.

I love scary movie, mad tv, and other parodies but epic movie was boring as shit.

by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008

beyonce

A beautiful singer from Houston, Texas. I'm not a Beyonce fan but I still think she's talented.

Hater: Beyonce has bad weave, shakes her butt, and is ugly!

Me: Well how records have you sold? How many music vidoes have you been in? How many commercials have you done? Exactly so shut up.

by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008