Definitions by jersey kid
chamillionaire
A great rapper from Houston, Texas. Nicknamed the Mixtape Messiah. All of his raps are powerful, fierce, and clever. He actually comments on real issues in todays society, in his songs Morning News, and Evening News. He wasn't afriad to say the truth about Hurricane Katrina, George Bush, Corrupt Cops, Whack rappers, Media, bad music, how if blacks become smart they are considered whites, paying taxes, welfare, struggle of daily life, Drugs, Ciggaretts and how people working at Mc Donalds are like slaves. He tells the truth in a fierce, clever way. He is an excellent rapper especially compared to other maninstream rappers.
Chamillionaire speaks the truth in a powerfull, honest, clever way. He's not just another black rapper he is unique.
chamillionaire by Jersey Kid December 24, 2007
private school
I'm not going to ignorantly insult private schools in the U.S.A however I truly believe they are not as good as public.
- It costs money to get in, one idiot wrote a definition and said "Oh they are cheap like 20,000 - 125,000 dollars" news flash retard not everyone has that kind of money
- It stresses the point that money is EXTREMELY important and that nothing else matters
- Full of W.A.S.P's that look down on Blacks, Italians, Asians, and Hispanics.
- They are foreced to wear the same uniforms, conformity much?
- People that do have scollarships have to mantain an A+ average or they get kicked out, imagine hows stressfull that is
- They have a much smaller pouplation of the school, which means less oppertunities for making friends, having big parties, getting to know different people and means that gossip/drama is much greater because everyone knows everyone else's buissness.
- They are used to escape schools with minorities
- They think they are better
- It costs money to get in, one idiot wrote a definition and said "Oh they are cheap like 20,000 - 125,000 dollars" news flash retard not everyone has that kind of money
- It stresses the point that money is EXTREMELY important and that nothing else matters
- Full of W.A.S.P's that look down on Blacks, Italians, Asians, and Hispanics.
- They are foreced to wear the same uniforms, conformity much?
- People that do have scollarships have to mantain an A+ average or they get kicked out, imagine hows stressfull that is
- They have a much smaller pouplation of the school, which means less oppertunities for making friends, having big parties, getting to know different people and means that gossip/drama is much greater because everyone knows everyone else's buissness.
- They are used to escape schools with minorities
- They think they are better
Private schools premote racisim, conformity, and ignorance.
*** I am not saying that everyone who goes there is a racist, conformist, and ignorant.
*** I am not saying that everyone who goes there is a racist, conformist, and ignorant.
private school by Jersey Kid December 24, 2007
ipod
The worse version of the mp3 player.
- Ipods are somewhat Expensive
- Itunes cost a dollar per song
- They don't let you transfer songs you bought in itunes to a different media center, that means your songs stay with itunes to stop you from switching
- Idiots by ones that can hold 20,000 songs. Who the hell even knows 1000 songs? And even if you do how are you going to tell me that you listen to everyone of them and like all of them? I love music but still I couldn't fill up 1000 songs without adding some I don't really like.
- They market small mini/nano ipods. Why would you want something so small you could lose/break?
- They come in fruity colors, limegreen, teal, and boring ass colors, black and white
- They break every other month, they just shut off and die
- Its almost impossible to get it fixed, they send it back to you the same
- It scratches mad easy
- The skins for it look like condoms
- The headphones are uncomfortable
- People only buy it because it is well known, try other mp3 players
- Ipods are somewhat Expensive
- Itunes cost a dollar per song
- They don't let you transfer songs you bought in itunes to a different media center, that means your songs stay with itunes to stop you from switching
- Idiots by ones that can hold 20,000 songs. Who the hell even knows 1000 songs? And even if you do how are you going to tell me that you listen to everyone of them and like all of them? I love music but still I couldn't fill up 1000 songs without adding some I don't really like.
- They market small mini/nano ipods. Why would you want something so small you could lose/break?
- They come in fruity colors, limegreen, teal, and boring ass colors, black and white
- They break every other month, they just shut off and die
- Its almost impossible to get it fixed, they send it back to you the same
- It scratches mad easy
- The skins for it look like condoms
- The headphones are uncomfortable
- People only buy it because it is well known, try other mp3 players
Idiot: My ipod is like omg awesome
Me: My mp3 player has a slide out speaker and a touch screen and I only paid $115, I fell on the ipod wagon too but I sensed up and bought a real mp3 player
Me: My mp3 player has a slide out speaker and a touch screen and I only paid $115, I fell on the ipod wagon too but I sensed up and bought a real mp3 player
ipod by jersey kid December 23, 2007
newyorkrican
Fake Puertoricans. Puertoricans are friendly, smart, strong, cool, people of the island Puerto Rico. They speak spanish and have the most amazing beaches. They are proud of their boricuan heritage. Newyorkricans are dirty, fake, people of puertorican descent. They speak broken spanish, think their black, and talk with a fake black accent. If you wanna show your real boricuan pride don't try to act black.
Newyorkrican: aYo iMa bu$t a cAp iN yoOh!
Real Rican: YOUR NOT BLACK! you probablly suck at spanish, have never visited Puerto Rico and no nothing of your culture.
Real Rican: YOUR NOT BLACK! you probablly suck at spanish, have never visited Puerto Rico and no nothing of your culture.
newyorkrican by jersey kid December 23, 2007
crunk
1) State of Being crazy drunk due to alcohol
2) Genre of Music from Atlanta, Georgia see Lil Jon
3) Overused substitute for cool
2) Genre of Music from Atlanta, Georgia see Lil Jon
3) Overused substitute for cool
1) Man I got so crunk at that party I drank too much vodka
2) I love Crunk, Lil Jon is fuckin awesome, REPPIN' THE ATL
3) Oh my god Sally that outfit is sooooo crunk
2) I love Crunk, Lil Jon is fuckin awesome, REPPIN' THE ATL
3) Oh my god Sally that outfit is sooooo crunk
crunk by jersey kid December 23, 2007
northeast
The Northeast of the United States:
Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, New York, Massachusetts, Conneticut, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Maryland, and Delaware.
- Accents vary, New York, Philadelphian, Boston, and New Jersian are among the most noticable accents up here.
- If your from Jersey or Pennsylvania you call it a shore not a beach.
- We know what snow looks like and freeze our asses off during the winter.
- We consider NYC the capital of everything.
- There are some ghetto cities like Camden, Baltimore, some beautiful cities like NYC, Boston, Philly, and lots of rich suburbs.
- Lots of divirsity, whites, blacks, latinos, asians, all live here.
- In Jersey lots of malls, and suprisingly good beaches with huge waves.
- People are pretty accepting, like I said we are diverse.
Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, New York, Massachusetts, Conneticut, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Maryland, and Delaware.
- Accents vary, New York, Philadelphian, Boston, and New Jersian are among the most noticable accents up here.
- If your from Jersey or Pennsylvania you call it a shore not a beach.
- We know what snow looks like and freeze our asses off during the winter.
- We consider NYC the capital of everything.
- There are some ghetto cities like Camden, Baltimore, some beautiful cities like NYC, Boston, Philly, and lots of rich suburbs.
- Lots of divirsity, whites, blacks, latinos, asians, all live here.
- In Jersey lots of malls, and suprisingly good beaches with huge waves.
- People are pretty accepting, like I said we are diverse.
If I wanna go to a great city, I'll go to Boston. Than I wanna shop so I will hit up NYC. After that I will get water ice in philly, and go to Jersey to buy stuff at that mall, go catch some waves down the shore, and get mugged in Camden. Northeast has everything, Mad love for Jersey, Philly, NYC, Las Vegas, Atlanta, and rest of the U.S
northeast by jersey kid December 18, 2007
online drama
when bitches and haters have nothing better to do than have an argument, cause trouble, or just act retarded, on myspace, AIM, and even Urbandictionary.com
When Sarah saw the comment that Jen had left her she knew it was time to retaliate, online drama was about to go down.
online drama by Jersey Kid December 4, 2007