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1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.
2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.
Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.
2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.
You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?
Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.
You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.
Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.
2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.
You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?
Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.
You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
by Jeremy October 2, 2004
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