jeremy's definitions

Qwel

illest rapper alive.

i can't drag you to the virus, but i can die trying, calling the truth science, born with two eyes on mt. zion, outside the chimes of thunder claps, glass and bomb sirens to unite us under government lies and cop tyrants, time find for gods the odds is i'mma die rhyming, demolishing islands of thoughts. faught for solomon's diamond, sought god for guidance, osiris out the catacombs lost in a fragile mindstate.

by Jeremy February 16, 2005

reality check

A word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams.

Sean: Everyone is mean to me. I am perfect. I don't understand why people say bad things about me.
Jeremy: Sean, look at what you say to people. Nobody likes you for a reason!

by Jeremy October 22, 2003

FamilyGuy

advantageously, attractively, creditably, extremely, gloriously, greatly, honorably, illustriously, magnanimously, most deeply, most fortunately, most fully, most highly, sincerely.-awesome; That's all that has to be said about FamilyGuy

"Oh My GOD!" *pause* "You can talk!" *very long pause*

by Jeremy April 13, 2005

pixelize

When a digital image becomes blurry and fragmented due to poor file quality, or excess enlargement thereof.

I tried to see more of that bitch but all that damn picture did was pixelize.

by Jeremy November 25, 2003

zoom zoom

Something that happens to lots of guys, see premature ejaculation

Last night me and Brett were gettin' it on and he zoomed, *teehee*... man I hate bitches.

by Jeremy March 3, 2004

turd burger

A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.

"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon

by Jeremy December 8, 2004

Meat Flab

See vagina, pussy, cunt

Ew, look at that meat flab

by Jeremy November 27, 2004