jeremy's definitions

spider legs

female pubic hair that is crawling out of a bikini

i was at the beach and saw this hippy chick with a bunch of spider legs crawling

by jeremy April 21, 2004

asterisk dollar

A generic starbucks.

Asterisk dollar pwnz jo0

by Jeremy July 12, 2004

ye ded

Used as an acknoledgement

Did you enjoy the Bus show?
Ye Ded!

by Jeremy April 7, 2003

Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.

Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?

by Jeremy March 31, 2005

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006

TLC

Tender Lesbian Cooch

That girl has one nice TLC

by Jeremy April 22, 2004

San Marcos

Pimpin warm blankets from Mexico.

Hey, vato, bring the San Marcos to the carne asada in Delano mañana.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003