jeremy's definitions

halflete

An "athlete" who tries half as hard as everyone else on the team.

Someone on the team who comes out to half the games and half the practices and never works hard.

Very common in hockey, especially on the B teams. Also known as doggin' it

Man 1: Hey Jim did you see Bob's half-assed performance...he was really doggin it out there tonight

Man 2: He calls himself an athelete?!....More like a HALFLETE

by Jeremy August 16, 2006

nytrix

insomniac, restless, lethargic

She is clearly a nytrix.

by Jeremy August 13, 2004

PRESIDENT

publicity stunt

First bush, Whats next Michael Jackson?

by Jeremy May 20, 2004

joey rubenstein

Vigorous, corpulent manflesh, looking to commandeer. Associated with the APA (Asspirates of America). Has been comandeering for 15 years.

Joey Rubenstein is the world leader in ass-comandeering. He has comandeered 30 manfleshes this week!

by Jeremy March 21, 2005

Paro

Crack head, one who is so strung out on drugs the lose all their shit including their home/family etc

Lois Lane became a huge paro after superman

by Jeremy September 8, 2003

humpslit

Humpslit: noun. Slutty female version of "homey."

"Yo, wassup humpslit!?"

by Jeremy May 11, 2004

two-way

short for two-way pager- a small electronic device that allows communication in two directions; a more advanced version of the original "pager" which worked by allowing a caller to send a numeric message to the person with the pager. After this message, the person would have to find a telephone to place a return call. A two-way pager allows a message (text) to be returned to the person placing the original page.

She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.

by Jeremy June 11, 2003