jeremy's definitions

desu

japanese for 'it is', often said at the end of sentences to seem cute or unwitting.

I went to the store and bought some milk, desu.

by jeremy February 6, 2003

totmur

a very powerful person, he owns everyone/everything.

totmur is a feller who owns you in everything.

by jeremy December 8, 2004

joey rubenstein

Vigorous, corpulent manflesh, looking to commandeer. Associated with the APA (Asspirates of America). Has been comandeering for 15 years.

Joey Rubenstein is the world leader in ass-comandeering. He has comandeered 30 manfleshes this week!

by Jeremy March 21, 2005

Paro

Crack head, one who is so strung out on drugs the lose all their shit including their home/family etc

Lois Lane became a huge paro after superman

by Jeremy September 8, 2003

Mother Nature

The ho that supports your life.

Your mamma or wife that bakes your food is your mother nature

by Jeremy October 22, 2003

PRESIDENT

publicity stunt

First bush, Whats next Michael Jackson?

by Jeremy May 20, 2004

humpslit

Humpslit: noun. Slutty female version of "homey."

"Yo, wassup humpslit!?"

by Jeremy May 11, 2004