jeremy's definitions

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

by jeremy May 13, 2005

Borange

Originally discovered in 1844, borange is the term given to coloured particles that naturally occur in fecies.

"Sorry madam", said the doctor to the mother, "but little Timmy's borange levels are dangerously elevated; particularly indicative of a diet concisting of too much corn."

by Jeremy January 5, 2005

Diet Pepsi

The diet pop that doesn't taste strong like Diet Coke and cheap bargain brands

Diet Coke in bottles and cans tastes terrible. Drink Diet Pepsi.

by Jeremy July 23, 2004

Paro

Crack head, one who is so strung out on drugs the lose all their shit including their home/family etc

Lois Lane became a huge paro after superman

by Jeremy September 8, 2003

Mother Nature

The ho that supports your life.

Your mamma or wife that bakes your food is your mother nature

by Jeremy October 22, 2003

PRESIDENT

publicity stunt

First bush, Whats next Michael Jackson?

by Jeremy May 20, 2004

humpslit

Humpslit: noun. Slutty female version of "homey."

"Yo, wassup humpslit!?"

by Jeremy May 11, 2004