parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

by jeremy December 15, 2003

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Zareism

All who worship Zare as lord and savior.

by Jeremy January 07, 2005

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Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.

gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)

by jeRemy May 05, 2003

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by Jeremy December 04, 2002

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Humpslit: noun. Slutty female version of "homey."

"Yo, wassup humpslit!?"

by Jeremy May 12, 2004

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an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 29, 2005

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Where one is giving a RimJoband is shat on by the other person, usually resulting in feces on the tounge.

Man, last night your mom gave me a zumonka, and I almost threw up.

Some bird named stephanie is almost as sick as a zumonka.

by Jeremy March 25, 2005

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