choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

by jeremy March 25, 2005

Purple Hair

Leslie. Anyone named Leslie is Purple hair.

Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.

Purple Hair sure is dressing sexy today.

by Jeremy November 08, 2004

windowsreallypissesmeoff

When your os (operating system) is windows, and it shuts down on you when you are doing something really important.

GOD DAMNIT!! Windows just windowsreallypissesmeoffed!

by Jeremy November 27, 2004

moveable non-abilities

living too far away from civilization.

he has such bad moveable non abilities

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

FamilyGuy

advantageously, attractively, creditably, extremely, gloriously, greatly, honorably, illustriously, magnanimously, most deeply, most fortunately, most fully, most highly, sincerely.-awesome; That's all that has to be said about FamilyGuy

"Oh My GOD!" *pause* "You can talk!" *very long pause*

by Jeremy April 13, 2005

netsplit

A temporary breakdown in communication between two irc servers that results in a single string of servers becoming two separate strings.

The server I was connected to was separated from hers by a netsplit.

by jeremy December 08, 2002

biz

sound effect when playing finger guns, to destroy someone entirely, to be cripped.

I am all like biz.

by jeremy February 06, 2003