jennifer's definitions
A controlling device used by the corporate masses of America to brainwash teenaged girls and turn them into clones of Hilary Duff and Anna Nicole Smith, usually by means of advertising skanky clothing and expensive shoes and stating (subliminally, of course) that if you do not buy and wear these "stylish" fashions, you will be attacked and mauled by 14-year-old teenyboppers with push-up bras and perfectly manicured fingernails.
Ashley: "Like OH MY GOD! I totally have to buy this miniskirt or I will be devoured by the general public!"
Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"
Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"
by Jennifer June 9, 2004
Get the magazinemug. 
A man with the name of Cha Cha. He lives in a hut in Japan, and also drinks socky. His beard and hair takes 7 years to grow, so it is immpossible for him to have a bun. It doesn't matter, though, because he stole Gackt's bun when it got chopped off and... Gackt walked away like a mofo.
by Jennifer May 13, 2004
Get the cha chamug. by Jennifer July 14, 2003
Get the spun outmug. Quirkyalone: n. a person who enjoys being single (or spending time alone) and so prefers to wait for the right person to come along rather than dating indiscriminately; relishing equal doses of solitude and friendship; attracted to freedom and possibility. Also adj.: The condition of being equally at home with singledom and being in a healthy relationship, undivided, whole. Of, relating to, or embodying quirkyalones.
by Jennifer December 16, 2003
Get the quirkyalonemug. the BEST perfomer/ songwriter, he is so romantic and know s how to touch your heart, his cd never gets old, and screw you if you only like him for "I dont want to be", there is so much more to him. CHARIOT STRIPPED IS THE BEST CD EVER!
"tonight you aressted my mind when you came to my defense with a knife in the shape of your mouth in the form of your body with a reth fo a god"
by Jennifer March 31, 2005
Get the gavin degrawmug. 