Definitions by jendingo

pudding incident 

A past traumatic incident which results in a rule change, such as losing cooking privileges due to a spill, or not allowing livestock indoors after a mess. The name refers to a scenario in which attempting to make pudding result in spilling it all over the floors, walls, and ceiling, and no longer being allowed to stay home alone.

“Well, he’s not allowed to use that bathroom anymore, do you remember what he did to the tub? It was SUCH a pudding incident.”

pudding incident by Jendingo December 2, 2022

tits to the wall 

Absolutely buck wild, crazy, or unreasonable irresponsible.

I have the night off, I might just go tits to the wall.

tits to the wall by Jendingo December 2, 2022

rat mode 

A state of being in which one feels the urge to be sneaky, or commit secretive acts. This state can be entered purposefully, to accomplish a goal, or happen unconsciously.

I am super hungry, I might go rat mode and eat my roommate’s leftovers.

rat mode by Jendingo December 2, 2022

sucking tuna through a straw

An experience that is extremely weird, but also slightly unpleasant, often phrased as a comparison

Dude, I’m not gonna wear my sneakers into the ocean, that’s sucking tuna through a straw.

sucking tuna through a straw by Jendingo November 24, 2021

Rat hills

A state of the skin caused by cold, fear, or excitement, in which small bumps appear on the surface as the hairs become erect. Also known as “goose bumps”

Wow, it’s so chilly that I got rat hills!

Rat hills by jendingo May 10, 2021

willy nilly style 

a sexual position characterized by a chaotic movement of limbs

“My favorite position is Willy Nilly Style.”

willy nilly style by jendingo April 16, 2021