170 definitions by jen

blow jobs

When a girl sucks n rubs a mans cock with her tounge and lips till he cums. you can choose to swallow or not

Mmmm salty!

by jen November 10, 2003

DERwomp

A procedure executed throughout a game of Scrabble with the intent to inflict severe emotional distress upon an individual with the initials of D.E.R.

Jen DERwomped him - again - in her quest for the title.

by jen April 8, 2005

cock anchor

a women in an sexual relationship with a man who steals him away from his friends and family by the mesemerizing power of her sexual prowess.

See also pussy control
See also girlfriend
See also succubus
See also love

Ever since Rich got that new cock anchor of his, we haven't seen or heard from him in months.

by jen December 28, 2005

gi gorgeous

A girl who is obese and hott at the same time. Her obesity makes her all-the-more bangable.

Jamal: dayyum, shorty is HUGE. Dat chick is gi gorgeous fo' real.

by jen October 9, 2004

indizzle

Term for an indian trying to be black

Sup my indizzle?

by jen May 18, 2004

upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.

Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.

by jen May 14, 2005

Methadonia

A fictitious place inhabited by an abundance of meth freaks from all around the world. They gather to snort and smoke to their hearts content.

Isn't she currently living in Methadonia?

by jen April 14, 2005