shmud

A special mixture of shit and mud.

BJ you stepped into some serious shmud!

by JeLLo December 23, 2003

trips

To be the third person to get the joint.

"I get trips on that spliff."

by JELLO October 14, 2003

Dickless

1)No Balls
2)Someone who has no dick
3)Pussy little sissy boy

Bill, you are a "Dickless" coward, grow a dick.

Tim, you no balls fuck.. First things first. I know you have a dick, but you need to get a new one. Only this time, get one that has some balls attached to it.

by Jello December 17, 2004

Red Wings

1)The act of sacrificing ones honor and dignity to ingage in deep vaginal oral sex during a woman's period.
2)Taking a blood bath and gargling during.
3)Licking and fucking a bloody pussy and liking it.
4)Placing ones self in harms way for a buddy.

Karen has a bloody pussy and Tommy did not want to fuck and eat her. I stepped in to be his wingman and there was a ton of sucking and fucking to be had. I earned my "Red Wings" that night with Combat V.


NOTE: You must requal monthly to hold this statis. There will be a week window to do this in every month. Don't be a Bitch, earn your wings.

by Jello December 17, 2004

rati

sexy mofo

rati is sexy

by jello May 03, 2004

Statue of Liberty

The statue of liberty is perhaps one of the most disgusting and probably the most painful sexual position there is. If the girl is loose, then this can be a vaginal maneuver, if not it can be done analy. The guy takes his hand and punches it either into her pussy or anus, as far in as he can get it. Next, he ejaculates in her face. After that, he punches her in the eyes and nose. The girl on his arm makes the torch, the blood makes red, the sperm is white, and the eyes will become blue after being punched.
Red White and Blue, very patriotic.

I wanted to show my patriotism for America, so I did the statue of liberty with the president's wife.

by Jello March 16, 2005

quarrup

all things shibby; a filler word when you just can't remember what you wanna say

where's the quarrup?

by jello October 10, 2003