jello's definitions

rati

sexy mofo

rati is sexy

by jello May 3, 2004

Statue of Liberty

The statue of liberty is perhaps one of the most disgusting and probably the most painful sexual position there is. If the girl is loose, then this can be a vaginal maneuver, if not it can be done analy. The guy takes his hand and punches it either into her pussy or anus, as far in as he can get it. Next, he ejaculates in her face. After that, he punches her in the eyes and nose. The girl on his arm makes the torch, the blood makes red, the sperm is white, and the eyes will become blue after being punched.
Red White and Blue, very patriotic.

I wanted to show my patriotism for America, so I did the statue of liberty with the president's wife.

by Jello March 16, 2005

succus

something that is useless, annoying, or just all around sucks.

as in...i can't believe you don't like salsa dancing. You are a SUCCUS!

by jello June 19, 2003

london broiler

When two females have sex with a double ended dildo while it is lit on fire.
Or, for a variation (if possible):
Two females have sex with a crumpet lit on fire, and then pour hot tea on eachother.

Oh man, those chicks did the london broiler and now they're in the hospital!

by Jello March 22, 2005

Condom

The Love Glove !!

He put the condom on his erect penis before penetrating !!

by JELLO August 30, 2003

quarrup

all things shibby; a filler word when you just can't remember what you wanna say

where's the quarrup?

by jello October 10, 2003

trips

To be the third person to get the joint.

"I get trips on that spliff."

by JELLO October 14, 2003