jeffro's definitions

head weed

(n) A usually small portion of marijuana that a guy smokes with a girl he likes so that she will (or hopefully) give him head.

"Dude, I don't want to smoke it all... I gotta save some head weed for Jessica later on, man."

by jeFFro June 13, 2004

homely

(adv.) A word used to describe an ugly, unattractive female. This is the kind of girl that is so ugly that you can't even look in the eyes when you talk to them, because of their unrelenting "ugg." Usually the only hope for these women is a paper bag (with a hole only where her mouth is), a lightswitch, and a half-gallon of Burnett's Vodka. Usually these women end up face first in the crotch of other women just like them.

There's no way in hell I'd ever hook up with that homely woman, even if she sucked me off in the dark.

by jeFFro June 9, 2004

flip-flop

(n.) A derrogatory name for a Filipino (or Phillipino or however the fuck you spell it).

"Man, those flip-flops think they're all gangsta, but I bet not one of them would have the balls to fight one-on-one."

by jeFFro June 9, 2004

Birdie Face

After a girl has given you oral pleasure, and wants to give you a kiss. You have to place your outstretched hand over her face to stop her.

After getting a bj, she was comin' up for a kiss. I gave her a birdie face and told her to go brush her teeth.

by Jeffro April 21, 2004

Izm

(n.) 1. A kind of "orgasm" a person feels when they are intensely stoned and feel like they're floating away.
2. Really good weed, or money to get weed.

"Holy shit, I'm having an izm! Damn this feels good, it's like I'm floating away and I can't feel my legs!"
"Wanna chill, dude? I got some mad izm on me from my homie."

by jeFFro April 9, 2004

skrilla

money, cash, paper, dough, etc.

After working for Sportsman's Warehouse full-time during the summer, he made mad skrilla.

by jeFFro April 8, 2004

Magic City

A nickname for Orlando, FL.

"Magic City let me hear ya i yi yi..."
-Ying Yang Twins

by jeFFro April 8, 2004