stondeder

more stoned than stonded
shit man, last night bob hooked me up wit dat fire ass mid. my ass was stondeder all night!!!
by jeffro September 04, 2004
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teke

v. (to teke, teked, teking, tekes)

To throw flour all over someone (giving an antique look), usually when the person is intoxicated or unconscious and laying down. Popularized by the television series, Jackass.
When Scott passed out, both of my friends teked him good. He looked just like an antique!
by Jeffro June 28, 2005
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shit on

To diss, demoralize, put down, etc.

shit-ted on
shit-ting on
(to) shit on
50 Cent straight shitted on Ja Rule in his freestyle tape.
by jeFFro May 25, 2005
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kniving

To put the edges of two old or dull butter knives on the top of a hot stove for a few minutes until extremely hot, and to then pinch small pieces of weed under a cut-out, oversized plastic gallon fruit juice container that has a thick ring of ice/snow inside.
Try kniving. It vaporizes weed and leaves you high as hell!
by jeFFro April 09, 2004
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homely

(adv.) A word used to describe an ugly, unattractive female. This is the kind of girl that is so ugly that you can't even look in the eyes when you talk to them, because of their unrelenting "ugg." Usually the only hope for these women is a paper bag (with a hole only where her mouth is), a lightswitch, and a half-gallon of Burnett's Vodka. Usually these women end up face first in the crotch of other women just like them.
There's no way in hell I'd ever hook up with that homely woman, even if she sucked me off in the dark.
by jeFFro June 10, 2004
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Anchortown

Amerie, Trajan Langdon, Scotty Gomez, and me are all from Anchorage (a.k.a "Anchortown").
by Jeffro June 28, 2005
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penis

Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
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