jeffro's definitions

skrilla

money, cash, paper, dough, etc.

After working for Sportsman's Warehouse full-time during the summer, he made mad skrilla.

by jeFFro April 8, 2004

flex nuts

To act tougher than you really are. When somebody tries to act tougher or dominating, but doesn't necessarily pull it off in a believable way.

When I made fun of Jason at the party in front of his girlfriend, he all tried to flex nuts and get up in my face, tellin me he was going to whoop my ass. I told him let's go outside, and he took his girl's hand and pussed out. He tried to flex nuts, then backed down.

by Jeffro April 15, 2007

doobers

(Off South Park)

The word Mr. Mackey uses instead of saying "sex" to Ms. Chokesondick in the hit cartoon, South Park.

How long has it been since you had... doobers?

by Jeffro June 23, 2007

Birdie Face

After a girl has given you oral pleasure, and wants to give you a kiss. You have to place your outstretched hand over her face to stop her.

After getting a bj, she was comin' up for a kiss. I gave her a birdie face and told her to go brush her teeth.

by Jeffro April 21, 2004

teke

v. (to teke, teked, teking, tekes)

To throw flour all over someone (giving an antique look), usually when the person is intoxicated or unconscious and laying down. Popularized by the television series, Jackass.

When Scott passed out, both of my friends teked him good. He looked just like an antique!

by Jeffro July 8, 2005

social climber

(n.) Similar to an "attention whore", but a social climber is anyone that becomes friends with someone else if they have something that they want, which we all know involves people. They become 'friends' with people who "know people". In turn, they become (or attempt to become) 'friends' with that first person's more "popular" friends, leaving the first person behind. Repeats this cycle to "get to the top", in their own mind, until they realize they are shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. Inevitably, they will be forced to "mature" beyond this. This usually pertains to girls more so than guys.

Cat becomes friends with Nate. Cat is very nice to Nate because Nate's friends all throw good parties. Cat plays on Nate's (painfully obvious) attraction/interest in Cat to get her and several of her friends rides/free alcohol at Nate's friends' parties. Cat meets some other people who know about parties and social things through Nate's party, and eventually doesn't see any more USE for him. Cat is a social climber, because to her, friendship is just a game and other people's feelings don't matter, because she doesn't feel them.

by Jeffro December 1, 2007

penis

The drive and motivation in the male population.

Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.

by jeffro February 25, 2003