Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

by Jeffrey March 26, 2004

Phil Hooks

A wise, sophisticated and flawless winner of argument and debate, often contraversial

The Phil Hooks' of Classical Times, having died out with the fall of Rome, were imitated and learned from in the renaissance

by Jeffrey September 18, 2003

VD

Vulva Discharge.

VD is nothing to CLAP about.

by jeffrey January 22, 2004

preppy

a dilletante from a wealthy east-caost background who drinks scotch, wears go-to-hell pants and Lacoste, and loafers without socks. Usually found in thier natural habitat: the club, wearing sweater tied around their shoulders, getting quietly shitfaced on single-malt and arguing about the sexual permissiveness at Brown University, and how it wasn't like that in "their day". Can sometimes be found "slumming it" at authentic local working class bars.

Comment: "Hi, I'm Muffy, my daddy bought me a Volvo for Boxing day. Where did you Prep?"

Retort: "Fuck off, preppy"

by Jeffrey March 26, 2004

Booya

Better than booyah.
Stressed version: "Booya went right throughya!"

"Booyah? Naw, dude... Booya!"

Person 1: "Booya!"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well, Booya went right throughya!"
Person 1: "...Oh."

by Jeffrey August 28, 2003

shampoo

Preppy slang for French Champagne.

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"

by Jeffrey March 26, 2004

fuck tard

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.

Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!

by Jeffrey April 11, 2003