jeff24's definitions

('_')

A face usually used in IM that represents bordem, speechlessness or suprise.

A: so she said...and i said....
B: ('_') sigh

by jeff24 June 23, 2005

the bay

Used in reference to the internet auction site, eBay.

Just got this DVD for 50p. You gotta love the bay ;)

by jeff24 May 25, 2005

KABLAMO

Word made famous by Homer Simpson to express a vigerous action.

Homer: "This is a highly sophstimicated dowhacky, if you dont use it responsibly... KABLAMO!"
*lisa from upstairs on the toilet* "Ow someone just punched me in the face!"
Homer: "It was your mother!"

by Jeff24 December 19, 2004

m'dear

Abbreviated way of writing "my dear". Used in an affectionate way to refer to either gender. Also used as "m'deary"

"Hello m'dear!"
"Cheers, m'dears!"
etc

by Jeff24 April 25, 2005

umbongo

Racial slur given to a homosexual black man or the act of homosexual anal sex.

n. An umbongo
v. To umbongo

by Jeff24 December 19, 2004

chode

It is NOT the area between the balls and anus. That my friends is the "guch"
A "chode" is a penis wider than it is long. Also a kick-ass insult.

"Although he can't satisfy women with his chode he does recieve amazing blowjobs"

by Jeff24 July 9, 2003

raspberry ripples

Cockney ryming slang for "nipples"

"Bloody hell look at her raspberry ripples!"

by Jeff24 July 9, 2003