pee in her butt

The extent of relationship advice that most GameFAQs users can give

1: "I really need help. There's this girl I really like, but I can't get her to notice me. What do I do?"
2: "Pee in her butt!"

by Jeff September 17, 2004

cmptrnrd16

A prestiges internet user. Has his own blog and frequents the TeamXbox message board where he has built up fame, trust, and a small following of loyal followers.

trust me, cmptrnrd16 is cool.

by Jeff January 06, 2004

Happy Negro

A black man stealing his neighbors tv.

THe more expensive the tv the more Happy the Negro is.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

mulecup

When one cups his hand, farts in his cupped hand and hold it to the mouth and nostril of a buddy, much like a mule's feading bag.

After sex, I gave my lesbian girlfriend a mulecup and kicked her ass out of my bed.

by jeff April 01, 2005

weert

When someone goes to Chucke Cheese and wins tickets and buys a toy for his/her dog.

When she got weert she fell over and died.

by jeff May 13, 2005

mmmable

jewels cj - she's a superstar

jewels, you're so mmmable

by jeff May 28, 2003

the goods

Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.

When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.

by Jeff December 30, 2004