jeff's definitions

mims

A Mims is a real definition of a coward, one who will sacrifice his "friends" in order to save his ass. More loosely, called a fucking pussy.

Stop being a Mims, no one likes it.

by Jeff March 16, 2005

european outlet

to insert one's penis into another's nostril. Name given due to the usual occurance that the penis will not fit into one's nostril, much like an American appliance into a European electrical outlet.

The european outlet given by Karl was the cause of Susan's incredibly runny nose.

by Jeff May 7, 2005

Ignition Remix

A song by R Kelly, but really written by Tounsel, its hot and fresh out the kitchen. Gimme that toot toot, and let me give you that meep meep.

I jerked off 3 times to the Ignition Remix Video.

by Jeff March 10, 2003

Swag

An extraordinarily obese and obnoxiously repulsive "girl" that enjoys causing pain and discomfort towards those around her due to her never ending supply of enthusiasm and complete and total retardation.

Swag?, how's it going? "Im smarter than you, and i play volleyball, and im hot, and im better than you at everything, especially being human and having friends!!!!!!!"

by Jeff August 28, 2003

danya

A middle-aged teenager who enjoys long ballet sessions on the mid-ocean breeze. One day danya will asplode!!!@#!@# ONO.

danya eats corn chips ALL DAY LONG.

by jeff April 9, 2005

horse fucker

somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse

you are a horse fucker

by jeff July 18, 2003

GFO

Comes from when you're tired of being anywhere, bar, some chicks house.

GET THE FUCK OUT!

Man, this shit blows. Let's GFO!

by Jeff October 3, 2004