jeff's definitions

jackass

The guys from the show on MTV

God damn, those guys are f'ing crazy.(that is what I always say when I watch the show.)

by Jeff December 9, 2002

gluffin

1. the act of meddling in free-trade.
2. Monopolizing the Toilet Paper industry.
3. a person whom has never lived in a green house

1: You are hereby under arrest for gluffining
2: Yo man, I'm totally gluffin'!
3: I have something to tell you... I'm not too proud but... I'm a gluffin...

by Jeff June 30, 2006

shpap

A swift slap to the forehead using one's penis.

If you don't give me that ice cream, I will shpap you silly.

by Jeff February 15, 2004

isn't it

Put simply, "isn't it" is the most diabolical phrase in the history of man kind.
For ages, young students around the globe have dreamt in fear of such a thing. The mere thought of such a thing, is but the torched pain of an erect penis chopped in two. What more could be so terrifying?

The phrase "isn't it" has been a phrased passed down from generation-to-generation within the Iyer family (who are known for their devout loyalty to the Curry gods).

Be wary my friends, such a term can not be used so lightly - not even in a friendly gesture. Respect the Iyer Family. Respect her Wisdom. Respect Iyerism.

Yes, Jimmy, that would be very foolish, isn't it?

by Jeff March 14, 2004

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

tom blows goat

look at tom raw blowing that goat

by jeff September 18, 2003

Crazygonuts

A word (often used by Strongbad) to describe something that is going to be very fun and is to be looked forward to.

Aw man you guys, this party is going to be crazygonuts!

by Jeff September 11, 2003

Boice

adj.; To be totally jacked up, tore up and assed up.

"Why the hell are you so boice."

by Jeff November 2, 2003