Definitions by jeff

jd 

1. a king, most often of the entire universe. anything he sees, smells, touches, or thinks about becomes gold.
2. owner of canucks

1. man you're so jd!
2. I WISH I WAS JD!

jd by jeff November 2, 2004

vagitronic 

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

vagitronic by Jeff October 29, 2004

barney 

london slang for trouble; barney-> barney rubble-> trouble

I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.

barney by Jeff October 29, 2004

Dully 

Person of south Asian decent (India/pakistan), Often found drivin min cabs

Sanj is a dully man!

Rohit is a dully gal!

Dully by jeff October 29, 2004

push

To apply force to another object.. usually an indivudual that you find bothersome.

I pushed the small children into the vat of molten iorn ore.

push by Jeff October 28, 2004

cat's leotards 

Everyone knows the phrase 'the cat's pyjama's' Well, it seems that by cunning deduction, that it was supposed to be 'the cat's leotards', apparently while trading the word for some horse-blankets and checking accounts with Korea, there was a mix-up.

"Dang, those are just the cat's leotards."
"don't you mean, cat's pyjama's" "I hope you die"
"but daddy! I wanna be the cat's leotards!" "you can't, Erbert, you have too much leprosy."

cat's leotards by Jeff October 27, 2004

Gayhawk

A slang term to refer to the Kansas Jayhawks coined by Missouri Tiger fans who appreciate the intense rivalry.

I'd rather not be a sports fan than to have to root for the Gayhawks.

Gayhawk by Jeff October 27, 2004