omaf

adj: false feeling of worth associated with a large amount of procrastination, usually involving insignificant ranting, followed by a minimun amount of work
Horatio had an omaf moment after expressing his strong feelings about pastries then using his automatic spellchecker to proofread his document.
by Jeff July 21, 2003
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Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.
after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger
by Jeff February 25, 2004
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Thrasher Bodycheck

The tragic end results of paying young athletes too much money while expecting them to understand the concept of 'responsibility'
I'm glad I wasn't in the Ferrari when Heatly pulled a Thrasher Bodycheck.
by jeff October 07, 2003
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the heater

A hot fart with lots of stench
by Jeff December 30, 2004
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the heater

when you fart with your butt-cheeks clenched.
He sat on her face and gave her the heater.
by jeff December 31, 2004
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poo stain

The residual shit stain that cannot be removed from one's underpants.
After several washes Dave's long poo stain remained apparent on his titey whiteys.
by Jeff February 13, 2004
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shpap

A swift slap to the forehead using one's penis.
If you don't give me that ice cream, I will shpap you silly.
by Jeff February 15, 2004
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