jeff's definitions

ploote

Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.

Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.

by Jeff August 31, 2004

The Kinks

1 awesome sound + 2 cool brothers = kinks 4-ever

I'll bust a cap in anyone who messes with Ray Davies.

by Jeff January 18, 2004

Goosin

someone who's just rippin.

Just fuckin goosin it!

(in a vehicle)

by jeff August 22, 2003

Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

by JEff April 12, 2005

Vilkata

A sexy nerd who has to fight women off with a stick. A burning stick. A burning stick of passion.

Vilkata is too sexy for his shirt.

by Jeff April 6, 2005

guro

Guro is essentially grotesque pornography, more common in hentai and Go Nagai anime. Extreme examples of Guro include diarrhoea scat, necrophilia, amputee sex, skull-fucking and violent rape.

Somebody posted guro... and I lost my boner.

by Jeff September 4, 2004

chlostered

feeling of chlostrophobia

Get me out of here...I am chlostered!

by Jeff October 6, 2003