vagitronic

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

by Jeff October 29, 2004

shamz

the act of giving oral sex; usually by a stolle or a traulup.

that stolle just gave me some great shamz behind the dumpster.

by jeff December 08, 2004

down b

To give someone a sweet uppercut (in the style of Mortal Kombat.)

Yo, dawg, Plaks is such an asshole; so I gave him a down b and knocked his monkey ass down!

by Jeff May 16, 2004

deception

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.

"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"

by Jeff May 26, 2004

blurgle

diarrhea; any unpleasant fecal emission

child i just went to the toilet and had terrible blurgle

by jeff December 27, 2004

decrackinated

meaning the same as decafinated.

...and bring me a latte; DECRACKINATED
-Chris Rock, Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

by Jeff April 21, 2005

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis

The longest word in the english language.
The latin/scientific term to describe the lung disease found mostly among coal miners. AKA "Black Lung"

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis is bad.

by JEff April 12, 2005