Definitions by jeff

hot randall 

Taking a monstrous shit into a recepticle belonging to your suitemates thus rendering it inoperable for extended periods of time.

Je: No, not the shower!
Jo: Wait till you see the sink.
Br: Wait till you see the N64.
Al: Wait till you see Jesse.

hot randall by Jeff December 2, 2004

Ugernaut

A person who is very, very hidiously ugly. Only to be used on those who have been beaten with an ugly stick serveral times

Thee ugernaut commith

Ugernaut by jeff November 30, 2004

Mazzlow 

Formerly "Mazzocchi." Official "Flame God" and awesome person that owns stupid newbies.

Man, Mazzlow really flamed the hell out of that n00b.

Mazzlow by Jeff November 25, 2004

douche jacket 

term to describe the jackets commonly sold at ambercrombie and fitch, hollister, and american eagle. they r made of wool or something, usually brown on the outside and all puffy on the inside. basically worn to look gay.

That guys cool, wait no he's wearing a douche jacket!

douche jacket by Jeff November 19, 2004

hot bryan 

You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.

*ring* *ring*

B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?

hot bryan by Jeff November 17, 2004

snoogling 

Men sword fighting each other with their genitalia.

David and Kyle are fond of snoogling each other in Kyle's office during breaks.

snoogling by jeff November 16, 2004

swamp sack 

really hot sweaty hairy testicles

It's so hot out, I have a bad case of swamp sack.

swamp sack by jeff November 15, 2004