97 definitions by jeNN

Hailie is the cutest little angel i have ever seen....shes lucky 2 have marshall 4 a dad, and hes lucky 2 have her as a daughter, im glad kim is sortta out of the pic shes not a very good influence on her OWN daughter, u would at least think shed try, Hailie's lucky she has such a great guy like Marshall 2 be there 4 her 24/7!
by jeNN January 21, 2004
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1. to be extremely intoxicated.
2. one who is under the influence of alcohol.
3. drunk
"lets get pilt"
"just right pilt"
by jeNN September 23, 2004
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drunk from a alcoholic beverage or vicadin
i was so perked last night, i woke up in the gutter of jack in the box
by jeNN July 1, 2003
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How you gonna get fired on your day off?
"That's my bike punk!" "How come every time Im in the kitchen, u in the kitchen?"
by jeNN August 28, 2004
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true it is a cinammon schnapps with 83% alchol by volume... true it contains true 18K gold flakes... have you ever heard of the off-brand "gold strike"... it is 100-proof with all of the genuine gold flakes, but the slight disadvantage to you conscience of being priced much less than goldschlager...most state stores have it in stock (at least in the south)... u just have to ask for them to get out of the back room
as much as i like goldschlager, i think we can step up the party with that 100 proof discount version (gold strike)...yeah... take me home now
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by jeNN August 28, 2004
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To slam someone verbally; shut them down with an insult that they couldn't possibly have a good comeback for.
"You betta recognize"
"All I recognize is your ugly face!"
"Damn! You urfed me!"
by jeNN March 1, 2004
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