jdawg's definitions

re-fry

Midwestern slang for a re-lit cigarette.

Got a smoke?
I've got a re-fry.

by JDawg December 25, 2004

unimaginative

lacking in original thought; uncreative. Sometimes a result of pent up sexual frustration after months of inactivity.

Bjoy is unimaginative.

by jdawg February 26, 2004

Wangdangeler

a flacid penis on a male that is not arroused by men or women. or zebras.

alex longfield has a wangdangler, and will never get any in his life. not even a zebra will get him arroused. Wait a second, no he just has a flappy vagina.

by jdawg March 29, 2003

kamasutra

The holy book of all that is erotic. The contents of such a book will help any ordinary man or woman become a sex saint. It contains descriptive instructions and pictures of several different positions of intercourse, including positions involving standind, sitting, laying, handstands, bridges, kneeling, and many other forms a body can take. The goal of this holiest of books is for more variety and gratification in your sexual practices

WARNING: Some positions may cause soreness or injuries in places you never even knew you had. If problems persists please consult your physician or yoga instructor.

Honey lets try position #235 in the "Kamasutra" again, but this time remember to balance at equilibrium between my legs while i do a headstand.

by JDawg April 3, 2003

hollaback boy

A sexy Jewish kid nmed Josh Simons.
Same definition of a hollaback girl, but in guy form

Josh is a hollaback boy

by Jdawg April 7, 2005

attachabongable

Able to have a bong or other marijuana smoking device attached to it and used to inhale the smoke.

My gas mask is attachabongable.
Your asshole isn't attachabongable.

by jdawg January 11, 2005

math

Abstract thinking in its purest forms using numerical objects. Mathematicians and physicists (ie, applied mathematicians) have been proven to be the smartest people in the world; the people who "don't get it" become retarded history majors.

I tried to use the Dirac Delta Function to patch the singularity in the path integral, but LOL it diverges and I failed completely so I had to find a new topoligical metric. Maybe I should have used a contour integral.

by jdawg January 15, 2004