jc's definitions

Ferret

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet in "Kindergarten Cop". He would've liked to show Dominic his one-eyed ferret I'm sure.

"Good morning class, this is my ferret!"

by JC May 29, 2004

daric

A boy who is very good looking, funny, and just damn sexy but likes to fuck fat chicks.

thats so daric --meaning. . your hot, but u fuck fat chicks. you suck.

by JC March 16, 2005

blue balls

What the Blue Man Group are rumored to have.

I paid good money to see a show at the Luxor in Vegas and the best part was when they displayed their Blue Balls to the cheering audience.

by JC October 16, 2004

blocka

fuck you, fuck it

blocka motherfucker!

by jc July 16, 2003

maggot

1) The legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter.

2) Disgusting person, a low-life, the lowest of them all

by JC October 28, 2002

bootylicious

big old ass that a brother would love to tap!

damn girl you ass is bootylicious, let my pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey

by JC January 7, 2005

floogem

to run a dumb bitch over with your scooter (usually the scooter has training wheels)

damn, he floogemed that old lady

by jc February 22, 2005