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a common slang to describe the pictorial of a man spreading his glory hole, goatse, or www.goatse.cx
by JC January 30, 2003


1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.
2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.
3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.
3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!
2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!
3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!
3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
by JC February 17, 2004

n. New semen. From the Latin "neo" meaning new and from the American "gism" meaning stuff that pumps from a man's cock at orgasm.
by JC February 17, 2004

Nerds works for Sun Micro.
Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.
Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.
by JC October 15, 2006

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